Can you tell me a story? Lets see what ya'll can come up with?

Question

Be creative but pretty please keep it clean!

Answer 1

Once upon a time I was walking along the beach when I came to a giant cottage, more of a castle actually. I began to make my way up the lawn when I was accosted by Madeline Kahn. At first I thought she was talking to me, and I couldn't understand a word she was saying, but then I began to realise that there was someone else there, who had the same bizarre speech impediment as she had. It was Barbara Walters! I looked over at my niece, who was suddenly there with me (I suppose she had been there all along, but for some reason she'd been invisible until that moment), and I told her who the two women were in a very low voice. I didn't want them to see me on the off-chance that Barbara Walters would decide to interview me, because, of course, she always manages to make everyone cry during their interviews, and I was not taking any chances. There might have been a hidden camcorder somewhere in the giant sandbox we were now digging through! As we dug through the sand, being as quiet as we possibly could so as not to attract any unwanted attention from Madeline and Barbara, who were chatting up an unintelligible storm on the golf course that had materialised on the castle's front lawn, I began to find a great number of American coins. I showed them to my niece, and we both began stuffing our pockets whilst trying to stifle our excitement over the discovery. Suddenly a tall shadow loomed overhead, and I glanced up to see a giant, brick fireplace mantle, which had accidentally been constructed on the OUTSIDE of the building. That was most likely, I thought, the reason why it was in such a state of disrepair, with mountains of beach sand obviously having poured out of it at some point. In the shadow of the fireplace, the sand was cold and moist, and I felt something moving in my fingers as I searched for more coins to cram in my apparently bottomless coat pockets. When I brought a handful of sand up to examine it, I was horrified to see that it was crawling with fat, wriggling tomato worms and large, green locusts! I threw the sand down in disgust and turned to warn my niece, but a large, soft pile of sand blocked my view. I tried to push it away and felt a cold breeze hit my face. I closed my eyes. When I opened them, I was lying safely in my bed with my pillow held at arm's length, instead of the pile of sand. Needless to say, I was rather pleased that most of it was a dream, except, of course, for the part about the piles of money!
The End.

Answer 2

As i entered the strange town atop my magical cloud, i pondered the idea of a town run by gorillas. The idea struck me a quite illogical so i proceeded to get out my chainsaw that was miraculously stuffed into my back pocket. Oh what fun you can have with a chainsaw. The ground was covered in fresh new snow. I had an idea. I carved 20 ice sculptures of various animals and people. weasels, Michael Jackson, Cartman from south park, and of course, Chester the Molester, but you don't know about him....YET.. mwhahahaha.

Answer 3

OMG honey! I could so totally do this. how fun!! *thinks* okay, okay...... um.......... it would've been based losely, perhaps on Hamlet. I am especially fond of Act III Sc ii. As for my story, maybe, i would've used these shakespearean undertones, possibly, though i am not sure yet. *drat* Unfortunatley i don't have time to pen a little something right now, but i really would've loved to! Maybe next time, okay?

"I'll have grounds more realitve than this. The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King." Hamlet Act II Sc ii
♥
*grins* I love Shakespeare! ♥

Answer 4

I once fell off my roof and hit some guy named joe and threw a
hammer at a kid named dekota the next day I woke up in the hospital with that guy and that kid

Answer 5

One day long, long ago
there was this woman
who surprisingly did not whine, nag, or complain...
But this was a long time ago...
and it was just one day.