2007-11-25 11:56:35 · 40 answers · asked by Buddie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
there are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't
gun control means using both hands
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
without geometry, life is pointless
I'm schizophrenic and so am I
Just say NO to negativity
Dyslexics Untie!
I don't think, therefore I am not
This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
I've been lost here before
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea. It's the law
You - Off my planet.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
2007-11-25 12:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Piss Me Off & I'll Flick A Booger On Your Windshield
My Mom's A Travel Agent......For Guilt Trips
2007-11-25 17:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by KC_Killer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CAUTION: I brake for hallucinations!
You take the low road, and I'll take the Highlander.
Duct tape is like the Force: It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the Universe together.
Mr. Data, exactly what did you mean when you said, "Oh boy!"?
Close only counts with estimates and high explosives.
(Cat picture with:) If you don't like my cattitude, call 1-800 GET ADOG!
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.~Tell them Dorothy sent you!
Butterflies are free. Fuzzy caterpillars cost 50 cents each.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
2007-11-25 12:24:40 · answer #3 · answered by MystMoonstruck 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
right here in Texas, we had a Governor's race at present that included Kinky Friedman - a author/rancher and musician who was in a band referred to as Kinky and the Jewboys back interior the Sixties and 70s. He ran for governor as an self reliant, and actually gained the hearts of many. one in all his bumper stickers in help of his marketing campaign says: "My Governor is a Jewish Cowboy" i think of that's kinda humorous. Or - "He ain't kinky, he's my Governor" (sung to the song, "He ain't heavy, he's my brother"). there is likewise yet another one in all my favorites - "mean human beings suck!" nicely, isn't that relatively a "mean" assertion, as a effect making the "wearer" of the bumper decal "mean", and as a effect pointing out that that guy or woman additionally sucks! i've got additionally seen a bumper decal back in the time of the Volkswagen "Fahrvergnugen" days that had the VW guy or woman (insignia) dancing and the decal stated "Fukengruven". That replaced into somewhat humorous!
2016-10-18 03:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by leckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ex husband in boot
this is not an abandoned vehicle
2007-11-25 21:01:42 · answer #5 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. This car protected by an attack Pitbull with AIDS.
2. Jesus, protect me from your followers.
3. My inmate of the month beat up your honor student.
2007-11-25 12:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A compact car with a "when I grow up I want to be a cadillac" and a beater car with "Don't laugh, its paid for".
2007-11-25 18:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wife in Trunk
2007-11-25 12:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If You Get Any Closer...Introduce Yourself.
Let's Not Meet By Accident.
2007-11-25 12:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Life is all about a**: Covering It, Kicking It, Kissing It, & Trying to Get It
Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Work Harder: Millions on Welfare Depend on You
2007-11-25 11:59:47 · answer #10 · answered by My Name Is Ken 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋