I'd say one out of 20 craps is a minimal to no wiper. The rest of em I use a half roll of toilet paper on.
And to make things worse I always sit back down after about 15 minutes to do a damage assessment and when I wipe again its like I never even tried to wipe my a$$ the first time.
What the hell?!?!?!?!
2007-11-25 10:33:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
This sounds like a joke question, but I have always wondered the same thing until recently (WARNING: this may seem gross to delicate eyes. If you are squeamish, stop here)
I wondered the same thing. You wipe forever and the paper never comes clean. You wet the paper and scrub – still the final wipe is dirty. You go about your day and voila! Skid marks. What’s up with that, I thought? And how come only me, never my wife?
One day in the shower, the answer came. (2ND WARNING: GROSS STUFF AHEAD!) There was a dingleberry of dookie stuck onto a hair that didn’t even wash off in the shower. I had to yank the offending hair and hitchhiker off (Ouch!).
So that's it, I thought. The hairs are dirty and don't wipe clean. You wouldn't expect to get pudding out of your head hair with TP, would you? And it's more straight and orderly. Likewise down south, where the its wilder and curlier.
I told my wife, embarrassing as it is, because she already knew about the skid marks, so why be embarrassed (get it!) about why if it wasn’t my fault. I wanted her to know it wasn’t because I was dirty or lazy.
It doesn't happen every time. If everything's dryer and well formed, I'm fine. It's just the other.
Now, I assume that if I really needed to prevent this, I could - by shaving my bottom area or buying a bidet. I haven’t done either, but at least I understand why now. No poop!
Great question! A lot of guys are going to learn form this, just watch. Please leave a comment after this question is resolved if you're one who did.
2007-11-25 11:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by Yaybob 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I saw this question I thought why would anyone put that out there. But this happens to me as well sometimes. I don't know why either. But I'll bet if people were honest it probably happens to everyone at times. It's just something people don't want to talk about because of what it is. Hey it's a natural bodily function - we all do it. LOL And I'm not a big person and what comes out is normal.
2007-11-25 10:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by elyag43 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take a unload interior the morning. i'm able to attend until the top of the day then. the only reason i might could desire to pass for the duration of the day is explosive diarhea, and then i'm in simple terms screwed. Blow my *** out into the lavatory, spray some freshener and pass returned to my cubicle. while human beings scent it, they may be disgusted, yet they understand "whats up, he had to take a unload. So be it.".
2016-10-09 11:40:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To give a serious explanation of this silly question. It is probably because you drink a lot of fluids like water, soda, beer or coffee.
2007-11-25 11:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by John D. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat LESS fiber, and your bowel movements will become more solid, and more manageable. Just don't go too crazy or you will have difficulty with constipation.
2007-11-25 10:40:44 · answer #5 · answered by Yomoneyboat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a big dude? Over weight?
2007-11-25 10:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question seriously does not belong here.
2007-11-25 11:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by Crazy Dude902 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh... you know i dont know what you mean by 'damage assessment' but if you cant wipe your bum clean...USE BETTER TOLIET PAPER OR USE DIG REALLY HARD IN UR ANUS. (scuse my disgustiness)
2007-11-25 10:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y is this question here?
2007-11-25 10:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋