Just buy a load of balloons and if necessary tell your parents that one of your mates has a birthday coming up.
If you do get laid, that rubber's gonna take some blowing to burst, though it'll take some patience to get it on.
*cough*
2007-11-25 08:31:40
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answered by MikeD2 4
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You can't made condoms and if you can't even buy them you should even be having sex in the first place. Plus judging by how you spell homade which by the way it's home made you a probally 12-15 years old. DON'T BE STUPID KID
2007-11-25 08:38:24
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answered by katzigirl 3
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If you need to sneak around, you probably lack the maturity to handle the responsibility of a sexual relationship.
But I'm just and old fart and you're not going to listen to practical advice from me.
Since you will probably do it anyways, go to the school nurse, a public health department, or planned parenthood. They should have free condoms.
Don't depend on home made stuff. You could end up really getting hurt in a very delicate area.
2007-11-25 08:32:03
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answered by thezaylady 7
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You don't. If you aren't able to take proper responsibility for your health and the health of your partner, you aren't ready to have sex. Even factory made condoms are only 91% effective. That means that out of every 100 people who use them, 9 get pregnant. That doesn't even address the possibility of disease. Can you imagine how much worse a homemade one would perform? I'm begging you, either buy them or keep your pants zipped.
2007-11-25 08:29:58
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answered by Sharon M 6
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Ok, hear me out: There is still a risk of getting a girl pregnant with manufactured condoms. There's no way a homemade condom is going to be NEARLY as effective. It's not going to be worth the risk. Just wait. Trust me- you can take care of your need yourself, if you know what I mean. BTW, I haven't heard of any way to make your own condom.
2007-11-25 08:29:49
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answered by BlackDahlia 5
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If you're asking a stupid question like this, you shouldn't even be having sex.
I sincerely hope you are only sounding stupid.
To prevent future diseases or pregnancy, there is really no way to make a homemade condom. Just buy them, your parents don't need to know.
It's simple.
Walk in store.
Get box of condoms.
Buy box of condoms.
Walk out of store.
Condoms aren't that expensive you know.
2007-11-25 08:28:26
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answered by charlotte 4
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You can't. And even if you attempted to they wouldn't work. You don't need to be having sex if you have to hide them from your parents. And trust me they won't be as angry with you for using condoms as they would be if you didn't and got some poor young girl pregnant.
2007-11-25 08:33:46
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answered by Anonymous
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You should buy one so there aren't any risks of pregnancy or stds. Why can't you just go to the store by yourself and get them and hide them under the bed or something.
2007-11-25 08:37:19
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answered by Anonymous
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I would say that it is not possible to make a homemade condom. Condoms by themselves are only 85% useful in preventing pregnancy when used typically.
Don't have sex if you don't want your parents to find out would be a simpler answer.
2007-11-25 08:28:53
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answered by Anonymous
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if you are serious then you need to goto a health clinic or maybe even a washroom at a more public place, ask your friends, you absolutely dont want to make a condom. condoms aren't even 100% safe as they are, you won't be able to make one, thats a real roll of the dice with destroying your life.
2007-11-25 08:27:40
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answered by Anonymous
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