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Confine the IQ to below 40 and surgically remove anything relating to taste.

Oh...and sterilise her.

2007-11-25 07:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I went out with a very sexy bass player from a rock band.
His example of love was free love. Unfortunately for me, I didn't want to share.
Go to eharmony.com and find a singer.
But tell her to be careful in getting the clap.

You can also find these men in Santa Cruz, California.
There is a big hippie movement going on back there.

2007-11-25 16:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why? They're often high-strung ego-centric BABIES. (As in, they throw hissy-fits if they don't get their way!) Most rock singers I know are NOT the marrying kind - at least not for any length of time. (The ONLY exception to this is Jon Bon Jovi.) Women are pretty much disposable to them in general. Therefore, my advice is - enjoy the ride, but don't get too attached.

BTW - MOST musicians in general DON'T marry groupies. They're considered to be "in commited relationships" if they can remember their groupies' names and can recognize them on the street.

2007-11-25 17:53:42 · answer #3 · answered by zippythejessi 7 · 2 0

she could become a sexy singer and try out to sing for the band

2007-11-25 15:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

be in a porn video, dye your hair blonde and get breast implants, there you are now your ready to marry a sexy rock singer.

2007-11-25 15:59:13 · answer #5 · answered by Preeti S 3 · 2 0

haha she'd probably have to have all of the following charteristics:
-be a hot sexy rock singer too
-have giants tities!
-be smart and rich
-have her genitals pierced (rockers dig that)
-have four- and five-somes
-be white... most likely hmmm...

I do too, let me know when she marries one. haha

2007-11-25 16:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

well...that is an odd question...and your friend is weird but hopefully he will get a life and realize he will never marry a sexy rockstarr unless he is one himself..or supplies alot of crack...

2007-11-25 15:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jesyka K 2 · 0 0

Move to California and become a groupie.

2007-11-25 15:57:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your friend needs to grow up and realize those are just fantasies and people generally don't marry rock stars.

2007-11-25 15:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Cop off with the ugly guitarist and work your way up!

2007-11-26 10:11:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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