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it depends if i knew you already. if i did, i'd have no problem letting you nap. but, if i didn't, the police would be involved.

2007-11-25 08:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

scream or yell, run back out, shut the door, call the police, grab our BB gun and pray you think it's a real gun that's loaded, then stand either in the hall or outside (depending on if you moved) and shake my head as all of Grandma's warnings of psycho people coming into your house and killing you finally have some substance put behind them.
(my grandma always warns us not to leave the blinds open at night or people will come in and rob us.)

then if I found out you were that guy from Yahoo answers, I'd smack you on the arm and say, "What are you doing in here, you stalker?!"

2007-11-25 22:10:32 · answer #2 · answered by this website is pointless 3 · 1 0

Call Zed and tell him the spider just caught a fly while I search for the ball-gags, duct tape and retro-soundtrack..


Na not really (watched Pulp Fiction earlier)... probably hear your explanation for being there and then beat you up just

2007-11-25 18:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 0 0

I'd tell you where the couch is!
I don't share! Sorry, but I don't give up my bed for just anyone!
Unless that wasn't what you had in mind?! LOL
♥D

2007-11-25 20:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Pea 4 · 2 0

Grab my bat and give you a chance to leave before I beat you bloody.

2007-11-25 14:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by SKB11 Kitty-Kong!!! 7 · 1 0

Put a warmer blanket on you. It's getting very cold here !!

2007-11-25 20:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Scream "Someone is sleeping in my bed!" Then go back to eating my porridge.

2007-11-25 14:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1 1

I was going to say I would probably wake you up and ask you to leave....but I hate waking people up....so I might just leave you there.

2007-11-25 20:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 3 0

Wonder why you have all the blankets and pillows on your side. Give them back, they're mine after all.

2007-11-25 14:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by dark bubble 7 · 2 0

FREAK OUT!!!! i found a guy sleeping on my porch this morning at 2am and it freaked me out.

2007-11-25 14:48:34 · answer #10 · answered by Exotic Pink 6 · 2 1

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