My grandmother occasionally said some things, that were....(by the ridiculous standards today!), not politically correct, but were not intentionally cruel or nasty, but were really funny nevertheless!
What have your grandparents said to you that was a bit of a no-no, and yet, really funny? : )
2007-11-25 05:51:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I have epilepsy and my grandfather had Parkinsons Disease. He wanted to have a contest to see who could "shake the best".
2007-11-25 05:57:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
My gramps use to say to me "turn down that damn ****** music" I was listening to rap. I don't even like rap I just did it because his reaction was funny. My favorite thing he did was when he was getting older he asked if I thought I could take him as in kick his ***. I would always say in a couple more years and when he got Alzheimer's he still would ask me that. I would give almost anything to have one more day with him before he had Alzheimer's. He was such a spunky person and I loved him.
2007-11-25 06:00:40 · answer #2 · answered by Dungeon Master 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha
it's not so much as what they've said.. but what they've done
my grandfather hahaha
you know you get the plates that come around in restaurants for tips to the waiters/waitresses?
well my grandfather is extremely smart.. but slow when it comes to common sence
he only wanted to give 50p, but only had £1 coin, so he throws that in and pulls out the 50p change.. the guy standing was like
what the hell are you doing? o.O
it was epic.
2007-11-25 05:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well the other day my grandfather was over and he was explaining this new style. we would know this as goth, emo, punk, scene etc. well he didnt know these term, so he was saying that everyone is getting into this vampire style. i thought it was kinda funny because he works at a high school and is apparently confused with everything thats going on.
2007-11-25 05:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by E.Havok 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This was my mother in law but I hope you like it anyway
She said "I don't know why people need sex toys - if you can't make each other happy with a bowl of custard and a banana you've got no imagination!"
2007-11-25 07:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My gran got a nearly black cat from the rescue and called it N****r,I couldn't believe it,she asked me to shout it to come in a couple of days after she got it,can you imagine?
When I told her she couldn't call it that she was most upset,in her day dark brown was called n****r brown,it wasn't derogatory then.
She was very funny my nan,I could tell you loads but I'd be here all day.
2007-11-25 06:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Pat R 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My grandma decided to go into an indepth description of what her and my grandpa were doing in bed that night.. :P LOL!! It was SO NASTY! I was like.. "Yuck.. gramma! Honostly..did I seriously need to hear that?! You two are gonna hurt yourselves!!" haha.. be careful!! haha
2007-11-25 05:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My grandma asked me to go in the garage to see what my grandpa wanted for lunch and he replied "tell her I want whiskey and sex" I was about ten so it was really funny at the time.
2007-11-25 06:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother once told a story about a woodpecker, pecking a metal Awning, then she said "I bet that really hurts his pecker!"
2007-11-25 05:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by vajo 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
when i went to visit her i was 16yrs old and i lent over to pick something up my top went up and she said wheres your vest you will get your death of cold ..i said nana i wear a bra ...what for you haven't got anything to put in it she said lol ...bless she passed away 26 years ago but it still brings a smile to my face...rip nana ... :)
2007-11-25 06:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by casha1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋