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...seeing the look of joy on the children's faces when they open their gifts and see that we've given them a carton of cigarettes and their own silver monogrammed ashtray?

2007-11-25 01:36:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

X-mas is all about tinsel in the cat poo.

2007-11-25 09:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 1 0

You are sick and have no inkling of what is proper children's gifts...


I was going to say that monogrammed cigarettes would be better but no one would recognize that that is a joke and I would get penalized. I have learned that you cannot joke around and all your answers must be lame in order to count here. So there is to be NO cigarrette giving OR whiskey giving OR tatoo-giving to children on this site, puleeze

2007-11-25 01:43:13 · answer #2 · answered by Gladiator2 2 · 1 0

My dad gave me a carton of cigarettes one year. It was soooooo Breakfast Club. (place tear rolling down my cheek here)

2007-11-25 01:41:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I hope they don't ask for a monogrammed cigarette lighter.

2007-11-25 01:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 1 0

I didn't know you were the father of that kid from the Breakfast club! Did you ever get together with my dad and go bowling?!

2007-11-25 01:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1 0

Exploiting everyone

2007-11-25 02:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sir Joey the 3rd 2 · 1 0

no. christmas is REALLY all about the hokey pokey.

cmon, i thought its ALL about the hokey pokey. =o

do it with me! "put your left put in, and ya shake it all about. ya do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around.....*clap* thats what its all about!"

2007-11-25 01:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by abby. 5 · 1 0

cheer up

2007-11-25 01:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

not at all

2007-11-25 01:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Felix 7 · 1 0

no

2007-11-25 01:39:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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