what the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Question

i fell down the stairs with my bike.

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Answer 1

A short one (read when you're done eating):
When I was 14, a friend and I walked about a mile to a forest preserve, and a little after I got there, I started to feel a little "Rumble in the Bronx" (stomach cramping that comes in waves due to digestive upset). There was no way I would be able to walk a mile back home in that condition, so I figured I'd rough it and try my hand at going outside. I'd never done it before, but figured it'd be easy. The only problem was that, being 14, I was uncomfortable with my developing body, so I didn't want to expose myself too much. I ended up making an awful, shameful mess of myself... and I had to walk a mile home.

A long one:
My wife and I got married on a whim at a drive-thru in Vegas. It was 2:15am, and since we were camping, we had to drive about 1-2 hours north of Las Vegas to get to the nearest campgrounds. Being the 4th of July, by the time we got there, there were no spots left, so we had to spend our first night together as a married couple sleeping in our car on the side of a desert mountain road. However, being so cramped, we got into an argument over leg room, so I left the car and slept on the ground outside. I'm from Chicago, and didn't consider this at the time, but I'm lucky there were no rattlesnakes. The next day, we head back to Vegas to continue our camping trip. We were heading toward the Grand Canyon, but as soon as we got to Vegas, my car broke down. I pulled off at the nearest exit and right at the opposite side of the off-ramp is a church, and there are people there selling fireworks to raise funds. I park there, walk to the nearest payphone & call my dad for advice about the car. Long story short, two female ministers from the church come and talk to us, and after a while, they invite us to stay at their house while I work on my car.
The first night, we slept outside, poolside on their covered patio. The second night, they let my wife and I sleep in THEIR bed, with an understanding that we would probably be consummating our marriage (turns out they were a lesbian couple). Not only that, but one of them knew more about cars than me and my dad combined and helped me get my car fixed by the 3rd night. We left the next morning and never saw them again.

Answer 2

i am a HUGE klutz, so i was walking down the stairs with high heels once and i fell down the stairs and did two flips in the air, no joke, and landed on the bottom, and it was hard wood alll the way, and the only thing that I got was a cut on my finger. It wasnt very funny then, but now we all laugh about it!

Answer 3

I was around 3 years old. And I was taking a nap with my mom and dad in their bed. It was a stormy night and I was scared. So, I had to go bathroom really REALLY bad. and I mean like a I CAN'T HOLD IT LONGER ANY MORE. I had to go pee. But it was storming, and I didn't want to walk to the bathroom. So I fell asleep, the next morning, my dad's yelling at me. I've been yelled at before for peeing in the bed, i mean i was three years old. BUT this time, i accidentally peed on his arm.

It's the best I have

Answer 4

The funniest thing that ever hapened to me? Well that must have been waking up in the night to realize that my Chinchilla had gotten out and was standing on my head...

Answer 5

Various, but I tell you one of them:
I was in a shopping with a friend sit in a sofa after going at cinema. It was very late and we didn't should stay here, but we didn't know. So, a security asked us names and if we worked at this shoping. We say no, of course, and he told us to leave the shopping cause we couldn't be here at these hours. We went out and we laughed so much cause the security had a stupid voice and my friend imited his voice all the way at home!! Lol!!!

Answer 6

I gave you a star.

Huh. Lemme think. Theres so much funny stuff, I cant think of one thing! Wait...

Oh right. Read:

I was with my sister and my parents were out. It was near xmas, like about dec the 20th. anyway, we went out the apartment and played santa claus, like with our beds as sacks and walking around the house and delivering presents to people. anyway. when we got tired of this (i must admit) rather dull game we went back upstairs. so i was like: okay, open the door! to my sis. so she was: give me the keys. me: keys? me? i thought you had them. anyway, we had to wait until our parents came back. and that was about 3 hours later.
we got a cold and they were furious.
in case youre wondering: we were 4 and 6. not like 20...

Answer 7

in tug of war i laid a huuuuuuuuge bomb and caused my whole team to laugh and fall in the mud

Answer 8

I found something put it away safely and then forget it