I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
My crayons all melted together.
OR
I ate bad guacamole and couldnt stop shiting
I think the third sounds best.
2007-11-25 01:19:59 · 30 answers · asked by katie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK Im using the third one then! Wonder what Ill be doing on my free day(when Im suposed to be 'shiting')
2007-11-25 01:29:52 · update #1
yes, third one is most likely.
seeing as how my school always has far too many crayons on hand and they never delight us in serving cheesecake, so they would say school is the perfect place to withdraw. yep, go with no. 3.
2007-11-25 01:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can also try:
i have taken a laxative by error and is spending all day in my toilet
god has appeared to me in a dream and told me to save the world from an imminent destruction.
i have discoved that i have lost my testicle since i was born and i have to stay home to find them.
my cat is behaving strangely after drinking a bottle of wine and i have to take it to the veto. It is actually acting like a ninja.
Yours are nice; You could write a novel for children of the world. It iwill be more useful than grammar books.
2007-11-25 09:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by Andy Sadien 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The third one. The first two aren't really very important, as to allow you to leave.
1) I shouldve to know your teacher to properly judge but id say 3 and
2) watch out! dont get in2 trouble!!
2007-11-25 09:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wear a white t-shirt and spill some purple Kool-aid on it. Then start crying and tell your teacher that Grimace attacked you in the parking lot. Either that or the third one.
2007-11-25 09:27:06 · answer #4 · answered by Annie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about, "I'm forced to be here by law, but in reality I'm an underachieving freeloader who intends to live off an allowance from Daddy until I can collect Social Security."?
2007-11-25 09:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by unabashed 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the third one too!
2007-11-25 09:23:13 · answer #6 · answered by automation techie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree. How about just saying that you had diarrhea or had a fever and through up a lot or something. Teachers buy everything nowadays.
2007-11-25 09:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by Rain? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the 2nd one the best. How about saying your arm is stuck in a blood pressure machine?
2007-11-25 09:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell him you were having a baby hehe,,," ate bad guacamole and couldnt stop shiting" sounds good,,,,bad girl you,,,sweet Lair
2007-11-25 09:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go for 3
2007-11-25 09:29:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋