Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville.
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2007-11-25 01:14:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-11-25 01:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sherlock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the prison was in Huntsville Texas..lol have a great day and yes I liked your joke
2007-11-25 01:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i might definitely say this gal had her act jointly. plenty extra so than the blonde I bumped into final week. She concept gazing "2 and a half adult men" grew to become into academic because of the fact it contained a fraction. pass discern!
2016-10-09 10:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have to be from Alabama, or Huntsville to appreciate that blond humor.
2007-11-25 01:18:45 · answer #4 · answered by Nedra E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and what about the U of A?? whats in there?
2007-11-25 01:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by YoJamma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats gotta hurt all the 'Bama folks.
2007-11-25 01:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by Rabbit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-25 01:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Kehgohar R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zero
2007-11-25 01:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheeee yea rofl
2007-11-25 01:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
isnt there more to this joke? Cuz I dont get it
2007-11-25 01:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by Leizl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...mean. but im not from alabama, so, ahahaa!
2007-11-25 01:21:42 · answer #11 · answered by stroude20fromhawaii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋