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I miss you.

2007-11-26 08:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I had thought about getting one but the sexiness of an eye patch and a monocle would just be too much. I also think squinting to hold that monocle in my eye would cause wrinkles.

2007-11-25 08:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have astigmatism. While I did lobby hard to get a monocle.... my vision problem would have required one for each eye. The resulting facial contortions necessary to hold two monocles made it appear as though I was suffering from some gastro-intestinal disorder.

2007-11-26 09:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by General Leon Pleasant 6 · 1 0

I don't wear eyeglasses. Do you think I could punch out the lens of the monocle and wear it anyway? I think it would not only be sexy but it would also build up the outer eye muscles. Win/win.

2007-11-25 16:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

whats a monocle? Is that like mononucleosis in the eye?

2007-11-25 12:01:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

A monocle is very mysterious, very classy. I would have to wear it while I smoked a fine cigar and drank 100 year old red wine... and listened to some Bach. And I'd be wearing a plush maroon and black robe and house slippers. Also I'd have a butler.

2007-11-25 09:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by nikaaaay 3 · 4 1

Yes. I've always dreamed of looking like Mr. Peanut.

2007-11-25 10:28:38 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 2 0

I did my research first and now my reincarnation of Colonel Klink is complete.

2007-11-25 09:28:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

no, i want to see out of both eyes.

2007-11-25 08:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 1 1

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youre really a Dr. arent you......?

2007-11-25 12:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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