If we managed to establish a World governing body, which of the following people do you think would make the most effective leader and why?
A. Chuck Norris.
B. Mr T.
C. Gargamel from the smurfs (presuming he exists).
D. The midget who wore the ALF costume.
Thanks. I need this for a bible study group.
2007-11-25 00:02:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Since Chuck Norris, in real life, is a bible thumping moron, your study group is probably already biased towards him.
Go with A if you don't want to be labeled a blasphemer and stoned in the church parking lot.
2007-11-25 00:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
A. Chuck Norris.
He would roundhouse kick Kim Jung Il in the face (which would send him back in time thru another dimension at the speed of light; killing Adolf Hitler in the process & saving 21 million European souls in the past), secure Asia & Europe politically & socially (in the present), while banging all 12 of his wives & eating a bologna sandwich.
That's just stage 1 of 3 of Operation Texas Ranger.
Do you think a lowly smurf could do that?
2007-11-25 08:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Betwixt & Between 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A: Good Guys Wear Black...
B: He gets the South American Latino vote...(and Jamaica)
C: His "not existing" gives him an intellectual edge...
D: Small bodies...big minds...
2007-11-25 08:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its between Mr T and Chuck Norris.
But I'd say Mr T. That guy is not all violence only. he love his momma, he pity fools, and he's the paragon of fashion, with tons of bling bling and micro pants, he's so hot.
2007-11-25 08:09:30 · answer #4 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
E. David Letterman
2007-11-26 08:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
E) the third tenor from the Three Tenors
I still don't know what his name is.
2007-11-25 08:06:01 · answer #6 · answered by hauntedsnowfort™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C. Of course he exists.
2007-11-28 09:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as he can stay in costume, I go for D.
2007-11-25 15:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um. . . .Passqually. . . .yeah!
2007-11-25 08:07:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋