Help new inventions!! pleaaase i need help?

Question

i have an english assignment thats due tomorrow and i need an idea for a new invention..

but the invention has to be a product that NO ONE would buy because its ridiculous

so give me any stupid ideas and ill be apreciative

Answer 1

there is a Japanese concept of useless inventions - they hold competitions for it

chindogu

http://thenonist.com/index.php/weblog/permalink/chindogu/

http://www.chindogu.com/chindogu/tenents.html

Chindogu is very funny, useless useful inventions better than a Chocolate Fireguard anyday

Use the word CHINDOGU ,you teacher might be impressed,
remember to explain the meaning