Why don't women eat oatmeal everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

Question

Oatmeal is a health food, cleans out your arteries, and so its really good for you.

So why don't women make a "commitment" to the otameal?

Could it be that its just boring to eat the same thing every day over and over again?

How's this any different than marriage?

Answer 1

If oatmeal is all i had i will take it

Answer 2

Well, hopefully your marriage is a bit more spicy than oatmeal!

If all you ate was oatmeal, you'd have some health problems, like lack of protein for one.

But, if you insist on comparing marriage to oatmeal, you could always add something interesting to the oatmeal (or marriage) to change it up every day. You could try apples and cinnamon one day and blueberries the next. Or, add raisins in the morning and crumbled bacon in the evening. Just like in your marriage - you don't have to do exactly the same thing in exactly the same way every day. When you wake up in the morning, if you usually roll over and kiss your sweetie, some mornings you could get up quietly and make some coffee, then bring two cups back and wake your sweetie with coffee in bed. It's not the most exciting thing in the world, but it is a bit different.

I hope that answers at least part of your question.

And, by the way, thanks for the oatmeal / marriage analogy - I'll have to remember that as I'm in the middle of divorce and for sure my marriage was a lot like oatmeal.

Answer 3

lol, interesting.. Well I personally dislike oatmeal, and find that other foods can also do the same health benefits as oatmeal and taste a lot better.. But I did eat oatmeal a few hours ago O.o It's not boring to ea the same food everyday, because oatmeal has diff. favors and diff. stuff to put in.. Also, food is smaller commitment than a husband.

Answer 4

I like oatmeal, but hell I dont want to eat it morning noon and night FFS.

If you are talking about marriage generally then not all marriages are boring at all. Some couples actually enjoy being together eating and doing a variety of things to keep their marriage spicey and alive!!

Answer 5

why dont men eat oatmeal everyday all day.yall are the ones that eat 3 plates of food and still want more.

also, oatmeal would not be good to eat all day, it doesnt provide all the nutrients you need to live healthy.

Answer 6

A man you love is quite a little bit different than a bowl of oatmeal, to say the least.

Answer 7

i'm massive into antioxidants, that are maximum nicely-time-honored interior the special "superfoods".... yogurt, eggs, nuts, berries, kiwis, beans, broccoli, and candy potatoes. There are some others related to fish, yet i'm a vegetarian. I attempt puzzling to no longer eat huge quantities of caffeine, yet I definitely have a 5 month previous and choose espresso interior the morning. i do no longer drink sugary sodas in any respect. Waste of energy. I placed lemon, water, and spearmint in my water... all 3 are very cleansing for the physique and water is mandatory to healthy epidermis.

Answer 8

Are you kidding? I'm sure there's plently of males out there that doesn't eat oatmeal for breakfast too! I mean, im sure they don't eat it because it doesn't tatste good for 'em! And ur comparin' a womans taste in oatmeal to marriage?! oh mannnnnnn...hahahaha ur oddd.

Answer 9

Because women can cook. Good women that stay in the kitchen can.

Divorced men eat oatmeal all day every day, because they didn't teach their women respect!

Answer 10

Oatmeal is boring and would definitely get old day after day after day after day.

I'm guessing this explains why I'm also not into marriage.

Answer 11

oatmeal and marriage is not such a good comparison people change oatmeal cant it will always have the same texture no matter what flavor you add to it.