me either its just so funny especially when my mama farts for a long time lolololololol roflol
2007-11-24 13:39:06
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answered by vickitoria_91 2
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uhhhhhhhhhhh
because its a funny noise duh!
haven't you ever stop and just listen to sound of it?
lol.
heres some quotes i've heard about farting........
1::: if i want it to hear it from an a**, i would just fart
2:::I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before i have to smuther you with insults again!
(from the holy grail)
oh and a funny story i heard about farting::::::::::
FART YOUR GUTS OUT
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.
Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the
bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for almost an hour.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."
2007-11-24 13:43:21
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answered by Anonymous
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First off it feels so good we fart that it makes us smile. A smile usually leads to a giggle and the a laugh and then rolling on the ground.
2007-11-24 13:41:55
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answered by jagsbabygirl 3
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Any humor at all that is appealing to our logic, is in fact a diversion of logic. Logically, we make sounds with our mouths, so when that is reverted, it's funny. Remember Jim Carry talking out of his butt??? Why do we laugh at that? Because it's not logically correct, yet still it happens. That's the psychology of funny... at least one aspect of it. And it's also a coping mechanism, might I say, the best... for instead of being ashamed and embarrassed, we remind ourselves, stuff happens and we laugh to make it go away... So there.
2007-11-24 13:42:58
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answered by Pivoine 7
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Some of the sounds and patterns are just so funny - even from a baby - and the baby even laughs when he hears it, probably not even knowing what it is nor that he did it . Even though it usually smells bad, that makes it even funnier for some reason.
2007-11-24 13:43:08
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answered by yearofthetiger 1
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omg! ok i farted at day camp one day and it was so loud and long. we were cracking up for days about it, then i was sleeping next to gf and bf and i did it so loud waking them both up. it was completely horrific. but my sister told me if you do it after drinking whole milk and on a book, it's obnoxiously loud. i have scared people and had others rolling....i have to laugh. i do it on my arm to scare the cats and the baby! the baby giggles. the cat smashed his head on a shelf once. i am horrible. and when your lactose intolerant, it's terrible. sorry! haha!
2007-11-24 13:45:17
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answered by Anonymous
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well i guess laughing does cover up the embarrassment that your bum makes, and you laugh at other people when they fart because its really a funny noise to make. that's why they invented whoppey cushins it hilarious!
2007-11-24 13:42:24
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answered by ktodak 2
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its a funny sound and me and my husband laugh at each other when we fart.. LMAO!! good question tho.. breaks the cycle of answering serious questions.. LOOOL
2007-11-24 13:41:57
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answered by ? 5
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Even better when you do a controlled release and get the giggles half way through, lol.
2007-11-24 13:40:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Its simply funny to the human race. oops farted! LOL
2007-11-24 13:39:56
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answered by Sam S 2
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Really. Is there a funnier sound? Especially in church or in class where you're not supposed to laugh.
2007-11-24 13:39:01
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answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7
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