Is there not a law somewhere in the world that says that?

Question

If one of your nearest and dearest be eaten - whether in error (?) because the poor wee thing "wondered into your yard" - or whether she was eaten because somebodies excessive appetites go well without the bounds - even in the culinary areana.

Would you say it was fair that some sort of compensation should be forthcoming.

Let me put this plainly.

A certain party known to us - although I wonder, I really do - has EATEN Hetti. She who has survived abuse by drunken egg raiders. Rape and pillage by rampant Roosters. A failed pop career. She had come back home to enjoy the last of her laying days in peace and quiet.

But no - a motor bike riding bling-ed up Californian muscle bound CANNIBAL has eaten her.

I am distraught - as will be the Big Mac. If anyone was going to eat Hetti - I think MacTealc thought it would be him.

All that is left of our wee bitty bird is the tail feathers that the thieving article laid a false trail with.

Suggestions for punishments please.

MOOSHE: Ilike your undercover name - no one will know it is you ! Let us put our heads together - you and I - and try to make one functioning brain to outwit this fellow from your neck of the woods.You will know how his warped mind works - although - I see you too are shocked as to how depraved this villain has become - he must be stopped. Letting down the air in his tyres will not be enough to stop him - lets go for his clutch!

Answer 1

I can't believe it. Hetti, poor poor Hetti. Say it just isn't so. That poor poor dear. I say off with he head and dismantle his clutch. There is no punishment severe enough for this cad!!

Answer 2

I too was in much dismay over this turn of events. I still hope there was an error and it was another chick-rest her soul-and not, no NOT our dear Hetti. She can never be replaced. If it is true the only fit compensation I can think of is to take what is dear to the heart of the guilty party. He should give you his beloved motorcycle, as a 'start' in repayment for what has been done.

Answer 3

Lassie, yah know I be from a place where if somethin' like this happens, and it does from time to time, with the horses, cattle, chickens and sheep, we do have a punishment, especially for thievery.

But, we must be totally sure. Not one spec of doubt of the identity of the masher.

It's an old, old farm technique that uses a rope and has nothing to do with hanging by the neck.

Answer 4

Ah hae a guid stout stick, ye kin hit the wee heathen in tha bum wi'. Mah mither-in-law gi'e i' tae me as a weddin' present, when Balavan an' Ah gae marrit. She said twas a'cause he be a stubborn mon, an' tha' be tha truth o' tha matter. Still a couple guid licks, twuid nae doubt make him think a'fore he di' i' agin, Ah wuid wager. Ah kin i' wurks ain mah Balavan right enough.

Answer 5

Sat WHAT???????? R-U Positive? A A A Californian muscle bound CANNIBAL????? It just can't be. One of my own countrymen has suddendly gone underwater to eat? Wow! That's fine dining with a new twist! Shall I don my disguise & check the the area for opposition? Must I go out into the cold cold world of the one way streets that lead to the feeding bins? Tell me, oh wise one, what shall I do to be of assistence to your latest cause? I sit in abandonment & await your direction.

Answer 6

next time you get a pet life stock that you want to live a long and fruitful life obtain a llama (female) as a watch dog --- so far she has kill four dogs three cats two bobcats and one fox that have stray into the goat donkey and turkey pen!!!!

Answer 7

Have the police to arrest him...
Reason:They suspected it of fowl play LoL.

Answer 8

I'd say you should roast a poodle,but I think that MIGHT not be punishment!

Answer 9

Make'm go to confession, ASAP

Answer 10

THERE IS A LAW AGAINST TRESPASS AND IF THEY TOOK THE BYRD AND KILLED IT FROM YOUR PROPERTY WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT YES, ANIMAL RESCUE, CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.