If you can, I will give you a thumbs up.
If you can't, I won't do anything.
2007-11-24 10:47:53 · 25 answers · asked by Kelly 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If this doesnt work, nothing will:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRmqZRPgK1w&feature=related
2007-11-24 10:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
I usually never smile( i wonder why). But this story made me laugh preety hard.please read.
There was a guy that came to visit New York( from texes). He moved because he wanted to see his best friend. In New York 2 of them went to eat outside. The texes guy left his horse outside the resturant. Time passed and then his horse was missing. There were many people, he knew one of them stole his horse. So he said Yo i know one of you stole my horse, i'm going to finish my meal and if my horse isn't here i'm going to do what i did in Texes, and i don't like what i did in Texes and i don't want to do it again. He left and when he finished his meal, he went and his horse was there. In the ride home his friend asked, so what did you do in Texes.
And he said i had to go home.
2007-11-24 13:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flour and Water
How come when you mix water and flour together
You get glue?..
And then you add eggs
And sugar...
And you get cake?
Where did the glue go ?
NEED AN ANSWER?
You know darned well where it went!
That's what makes the cake
Stick to your BUTT
2007-11-24 10:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
only 31 days till Christmas!!!1
2007-11-24 12:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by boo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
hehehe =]
2007-11-24 10:52:07 · answer #5 · answered by «Šäŗàĥ»™ 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
this probably won't make you smile, but it always makes me laugh.
Spork
Lame i know, but i'm like obsessed with the word spork, and just sporks themselves. I mean, how can you not like sporks! They're a sppon and a fork all rolled into one. Pure genuis!
2007-11-24 11:08:20 · answer #6 · answered by Shayde Dracul 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
somewhere, right now, there is some poor soul receiving a Brazilian Bikini wax. yeah.
2007-11-24 10:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by Little Ms. Lemon Head 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!
2007-11-24 10:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥sick n tired♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're stranded alone on an Island with your favorite celebrity!!
2007-11-24 10:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Mollie 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here, Maybe this will Help!!!!! Anyway, Good luck Smiling & hope that I helped!!!!!
2007-11-24 10:53:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I gave you a REAL STAR. Enjoy the smile!
2007-11-24 10:51:33 · answer #11 · answered by shygal 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋