Can you supply FUNNY endings for these sentences?? (Please include the whole sentence!)?

Question

1) Yes he's good looking and rich but___________.
2) Do you suppose women really like ________ more than _____?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow,____________.
4) I am SO bored, _________sounds exciting to me right now!
(5) When I was your age I used to___________.

Use an many words as you like for each one! )

Hahahahaha!!!!

Answer 1

1) Yes he's good looking and rich but__egads, he lives with his mother!_________.
2) Do you suppose women really like being lied too __ more than __being told the truth about how big their butt looks in those jeans___?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow,___your so fat you wiggle like Jello_________.
4) I am SO bored, _even watching Rosie O'Donnell reruns____sounds exciting to me right now!
(5) When I was your age I used to_play with a block of wood attached to a pull string for hours of endless entertainment________.

Answer 2

1) Yes he's good looking and rich but_he's my brother_.
2) Do you suppose women really like _bowling_ more than _men_?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow, _that Michael Jackson, is one crazy fellow_.
4) I am SO bored, _watching ice freeze_sounds exciting to me right now!
(5) When I was your age I used to_have a manual typewriter_.

Use an many words as you like for each one! )

Answer 3

1) Yes, he's good looking and rich, but can he dance?
2) Do you suppose women really like Yahoo!Answers more than the guy from question 1?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow, with a little hairspray you could pass for a nice fellow.
4) I am SO bored, watching UF slaughter FSU sounds exciting to me right now! >.<
5) When I was your age, I used to listen to my parents. Now pay attention! XD

Answer 4

1) Yes he's good looking and rich but I can't believe my wife ran off with our divorce lawyer, before we even had our first consultation.
2) Do you suppose women really like watching the grass grow in the middle of winter more than spending three hours watching the Super Bowl?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow, I can't complete the song because my fingers got tangled up in the strings of my cello.
4) I am SO bored, a class in chemical underwater fire prevention sounds exciting to me right now!
5) When i was your age I used to walk to school up hill both ways barefoot in the snow through a briar patch dodging bullets from the local firing range, eating a mayonnaise sandwich cause we didn't have any food in the fridge, completed all my schoolwork, did all my cleaning chores, milked the cow, bathed and got a full night's sleep all before 8 AM.

Answer 5

1) Yes he's good looking and rich but he has the personality of a retarded slug.
2) Do you suppose women really like George Clooney more than Barney Fife?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow, I like candles made out of scented tallow.
4) I am SO bored, watching grass grow sounds exciting to me right now!
(5) When I was your age I used to have a crush on my first grade teacher.

Answer 6

Yes he's good looking and rich but where did he leave his sense of humor?
Do you suppose women really like bad guys more than good guys?
Roses are red, tulips are yellow, That's why I am mellow.
I am SO bored, watching paint dry sounds exciting to me right now!
When I was your age I used to think I knew everything too.

Answer 7

1) Yes he's good looking and rich but my dog's easier to talk to!
2) Do you suppose women really like roses more than toy cars?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow, you're gross and i hate you.
4) I am SO bored, nap time with my grandma sounds exciting to me right now!
(5) When I was your age I used to think he was good looking too, phz, that ship sailed.

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Answer 8

1) Yes, he's good looking and rich but he has bad breath.
2) Do you suppose women really like hard candy more than
chocolate strawberries?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow, with petals on my pillow.
4) I am so bored, certainly a nap in the sack sound
sounds exciting to me right now.
5.When I was your age, I used to be Queen of rap, rap, rap-
Who's knocking ? Queen . Queen who? Queen Bee. LOL, Never mind, CRY

Answer 9

1) Yes he's good looking and rich but can he cook Pop Tarts like I can?
2) Do you suppose women really like things with batteries more than me?
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow, I'll wrestle you gladly, in lemon-lime jello.
4) I am SO bored, YA Religion & Spirituality sounds exciting to me right now!
5) When I was your age I used to play big black CDs!

Answer 10

) Yes he's good looking and rich but he ain't know Marshal Matt Dillon. Yup....Matt has my heart and soul.
2) Do you suppose women really like intimacy more than sex?
Yes....And the man who understands that will be my next boyfriend.
3) Roses are red, tulips are yellow I love to see your dear head on my pillow.
4) I am SO bored, YA sounds exciting to me right now!
(5) When I was your age I used to write stories about Matt Dillon and Gunsmoke, just to tie me over until Saturday night. ( I REALLY did.)