Just a thought?.
2007-11-24 09:36:12 · 7 answers · asked by oop139gg 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Personal Finance
Tho shall not play ipod loud on public transport
Tho shall not cry like a baby when England play rubbish at sport.
Tho shall not sue for every little mistake or accident
Tho shall not be a chav
Tho shall not ever go into hospital in case you get a superbug
Tho shall not complain about every piece of food going to kill you one way or another
Tho shall not watch ANY celebrity programmes, Thus encouraging them
Tho shall not expect anything to be working 3 days after the warranty has run out
Tho shall not let there dog poo on the pavement and not clean it up
Tho shall not ever vote for Labour ever again
2007-11-24 09:44:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sometimes you have to get the message across as best we can. Try this for those who can't understand the King James Version:
1. I'm God. Don't play me. (I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me.)
2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me. (Thou shalt not have any graven im ages)
3. Don't be callin' me for no reason (Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain)
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday, and not just the Sundays when it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas (Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy)
5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma... and if you know who ya daddy is, don't dis him neither. (Honor thy father and thy mother)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys. (Thou shalt not kill)
7. Stick to ya own Boo. (Thou shalt not commit adultery)
8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back. (Thou shalt not steal)
9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha' man to save your behind. (Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother)
10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin. (Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).
2007-11-24 17:59:50 · answer #2 · answered by cuffyn 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do not steal from Netto (Marks & Spencer is better).
Do not mess with ya brother's missus (she's probably riddled with STDs from fornicating with your dad).
Do not honour thy Dad 'n' Mum (they're still mortgaged up to the hilt anyway so you ain't getting anything in the will).
2007-11-24 17:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thou shalt fight evil.
2007-11-24 17:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by Spock (rhp) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do'nt screw any married woman or man ( unless you are single )
do'nt want the goods that others have
do'nt kill ( only in time of war )
do'nt do drugs ( unless you are sick )
do have under age sex
do'nt drink under age
do'nt drink and drive
beleave in your god who ever it is
other wise enjoy your life
2007-11-24 17:44:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Why mess with perfection?
2007-11-25 09:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by chey_one 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't want ten, just the one.
"Do no harm"
2007-11-24 17:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by Storm Rider 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋