just say anything
2007-11-24 09:31:22 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
this one time at band camp, I stuck my trumpet up your ***
2007-11-24 09:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
On my way to work today I saw 4 Irishmen carrying a coffin in the cemetery. When I returned some hours later, I saw the same Irishmen still carrying the coffin. Do you think they've lost the plot?
2007-11-24 17:38:31 · answer #2 · answered by Pompal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a long day at school. I was in 8th grade and the day was done.
I was feeling really horny so I rushed home, got there, ran upstairs and forgot to close my door as I jumped on the bed.
I started to grind on it furiously and within minutes, I had climaxed and it felt SO good.
However, 20 seconds later before I managed to do anything to cover up, my 8 year old brother caught me and was like, "Ew. You were humping the bed weren't you!?"
I looked at him nonchalantly and said, "No way. I was mooning you!"
I was so embarrassed and could NOT look him in the eye that entire day!!!
I hope I win. I bet I've entered the funniest entry thus far. :-)
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2007-11-24 17:35:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Gary Busy was paying some bills while eating ice cream. As he was sealing up an envelope, a little ice cream dripped off of his tongue, went inside the envelope, and Busey just sealed it anyway. It was his gas bill. He doesn't care about stuff like that. He just let's it slide.
2007-11-24 17:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i have nothing funny to say... i was actually sitting here thinking about something funny but i cant think of anything sorry... lol Hopefully someone else will say something funny.. i could use a good laugh..
2007-11-24 17:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by Broken Blue Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi! I've got good news and bad news.
Good news: Somebody wants you for dinner tonight!
There''ll be a really far-out party.
Bad news: He's a cannibal...
Happy holidays!
2007-11-24 17:37:39 · answer #6 · answered by Robert David M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals without backbones hid from eachother or fell down.
2007-11-24 18:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by click865 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i do this 5 times i'll get 10 points anyway??
2007-11-24 17:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by scrooge40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I drink blackstrap mollasses, (for the calcium) and my sister was talking to me one day, she asked me what mollasses is made out of. I said I didn't know. She told me, and I couldn't stop laughing for hours.
Mole asses,
lol. hehehe. Gotta love it.
2007-11-24 17:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by Shh, I'm reading! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I need a shower, I am starting to smell really bad.
2007-11-24 21:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A baby want to play fetch? OK, Well just bend Down over there and Catch my Meat!!!
2007-11-24 18:09:19 · answer #11 · answered by T 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋