every time i ask a ? i get really funny answers and almost die of laughter/
are any of your answers that funny
can you kill me with your funnyness
and its not that hard
the funnyest gets to have best answer
i don't think that you can and if its not funny then i'll have to report your answer and say "IT'S NOT A QUESTION OR AN ANSWER"
thats what happened to me
but i wouldn't do that
it better be funny
2007-11-24 08:49:34 · 9 answers · asked by sam!!!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A little old lady was walking down the street,dragging two plastic garbage bags with her,one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags,and every once in a while a $20.bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. A cop notices this,and proceeds to stop the lady.... "Ma'am,there are $20.bills falling out of that bag... "Damn!" says the lady...."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" Well,now,not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?" Oh,no,says the old lady. "You see,my backyard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game;a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes,right into my flower beds!"So ,I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper,and each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes,I say: "$20. or off it comes!" Hey! not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK,good luck! By the way,what's in the other bag?" "Well",says the little old lady,"not all of them pay."
2007-11-25 05:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a long day at school. I was in 8th grade and the day was done.
I was feeling really horny so I rushed home, got there, ran upstairs and forgot to close my door as I jumped on the bed.
I started to grind on it furiously and within minutes, I had climaxed and it felt SO good.
However, 20 seconds later before I managed to do anything to cover up, my 8 year old brother caught me and was like, "Ew. You were humping the bed weren't you!?"
I looked at him nonchalantly and said, "No way. I was mooning you!"
I was so embarrassed and could NOT look him in the eye that entire day!!!
I hope I win. I bet I've entered the funniest entry thus far. :-)
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2007-11-24 16:55:26 · answer #2 · answered by agieagieagie22 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday I worked 18 hours and when I got home I was hungry. I made a turkey sandwich and lie on the bed to eat it. I remember taking a couple of bites and resting on the pillow to chew. I woke up in the middle of the night because I put my hand on something funny - it was my sandwich! I fell asleep eating!! Then, when I woke up my 2 cats Sparky and Spooky were licking their paws off after having eaten my turkey. They left me some wet bread - yuck!
2007-11-25 00:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Answer: My doctors middle name is Childs. Sitting at the doctors office one day & I saw his medical diploma I almost choaked.
I didn't see a ring on his hand, so maybe thats why he isn't married.
2007-11-24 16:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just say Know to You No What
2007-11-24 16:59:26 · answer #5 · answered by What'd You Say? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i caught the kitchen on fire on thanksgiving day about 8 years ago
:(
2007-11-25 10:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by dawn666annapolis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to boys
2007-11-25 11:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by 2bit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHICKENBUTT !!
Fried in grease, wanna piece?
2007-11-25 03:47:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No know? or Know no? ;-)=
2007-11-25 07:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jcontrols 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋