One of my friends was fired from babysitting for his neighbor because he showed their daughter the movie Silent Hill. When I asked him how he could possibly think that that movie was appropriate for a little kid, he replied, with a straight face, 'Because it had a little kid in it.'
2007-11-24 07:57:31 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Normally, he isn't that stupid.
2007-11-24 07:57:56 · update #1
OMG! A really pathetic one: "The cat did it!"...
2007-11-24 08:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about?: The Devil made me do it! I often heard that when I useto babysit. I don't babysit anymore cause a kid lied. Because of a kids lie it was illegal for me to babysit for 3 years. (Oh this reminds me of a groaner.. got go to 360 area before I forget it!
2007-11-24 08:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I always knew Santa was fake. I was intelligent and knew there was no logical way of Santa getting down the chimney and visiting every house in one night. So when my Mom said, "Be good or Santa won't come!" Well, it just didn't work. Worst excuse EVER!
2007-11-24 08:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by LEIGHA. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He may have traumatized the kid for awhile. Atleast he is an honest pathetic excuse maker of a babysitter.
2007-11-24 08:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy in an English lit class I took once told the instructor he couldn't buy a textbook because he was allergic to textbooks.
2007-11-24 11:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by Amber K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as quickly as back in intense college my canines certainly ate my homework ,it became into fed to him via my sis certainly lol . instructor became into like wheres your homework? me: dont have it instructor: whats ur excuse? did your canines devour your homework? Me: particular instructor: Moonatic, your a prat lol i might have used the different much less pathetic excuse "My grandma died" yet i already used it like two times via the time lol
2016-10-17 23:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by lumley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most pathetic excuse i ever heared was.....My sister got caught from sneaking out because they party ad just ended and they were playing monpoly and when my mom found out she said " I went to get the monpoly money" how lame is that!!
2007-11-24 08:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by maeleya 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was working at a restaurant where a girl called in 7 times in one year, because her grandma died, it was always the same grandma. She thought she would get away with it because the owner was elderly, she did for a while, not because he didn't know it. Then he fired her.
2007-11-24 08:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Someone was fired for sleeping on the job. Someone saw him and used their camera phone to take a picture and send it to the guys supervisor who was off . The supervisor then sent it to the plant co manager. The guy fired said it was illegal to have cameras in the work area and he should not have been fired.
2007-11-24 08:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by Fly Boy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My friend was late to first period.
Like REALLY late!
The teacher talked to him in private and then he went to his seat.
Then later hes like man Ms.Balarie is a *****!
I asked him why.
Then he said because she got mad that he got to class late.
He also said that he told her his excuse was that his sister took a long time to get ready because she had to put on all her make-up.
I was like, "That was not a good excuse you know that right!?"
Then he said,"Yes it is!"
I was like woah.
2007-11-24 08:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pathetic!
The most pathetic excuse that i've ever heard (other than your genius friend ) is when I was is Social Studies. One of my best friends was looking out the window when our teacher asked her a question. She didnt hear him though. And then the whole room is quite and hes like" ANGELA PAY ATTENTION!!!" She still didnt hear him and im like "hello, any one in there??" And she's like OH YEAH WE'RE IN SOCIAL STUDIES!!! And im like duh and the teacher asked her why she wasnt answering him. And she said " Well there was a squirel outside!" lol omg it was so funny. Hope I helped!!
2007-11-24 08:04:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋