Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be raped and ravished by wh=res all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"
2007-11-24 07:37:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Yes the girl is correct, there would be some southern comfort in being ravished by a naked lady(or whatever) even at my age.
2007-11-24 08:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe it is a true story, but I do believe it could be if Jock is a blond! We need more male blond jokes.
2007-11-24 17:40:08 · answer #2 · answered by California Gal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i cant see that being true haha
besides the jock would be taking all the hobbits to isenguard so he couldnt drink
2007-11-24 15:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by alaskawhip 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
definitely false us jocks never return a drink
2007-11-24 15:45:53 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN P 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like most of the men I know!
2007-11-24 15:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Most men either want to see naked women or be ravished so it probably is true.
2007-11-24 15:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-11-24 17:11:34 · answer #7 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no... i can't picture an Englishman turning down a drink
2007-11-24 15:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by Luken 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
THEY SAY THAT TRUTH IS STRANGER THEN FICTION?
BY THE WAY EVER THOUGHT OF HOW THESE STORIES ACTUALLY WERE CONCOCTED? MIGHT BE A STORY OR TRUTH?
2007-11-24 16:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by ahsoasho2u2 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whew!!! What an airplane ride that must have been. LOL
2007-11-24 16:24:16 · answer #10 · answered by Miz D 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋