Who's Voice Inside Your Head Would You Choose?

Question

If you were forced to have that voice inside your head changed for a month, and it had to be one of these people, who whould you choose?

Rosie Perez
Fran Drescher
Gilbert Gottfried
Paris Hilton
Rachel Ray

I see you all love my choices. Good answers everyone.

Someone suggested I answer my own question and now I feel suicidal. (joking). I hate to say it but I'd have to go with the quiet voice, Parris. The "Like, like, like" before every sentence would kill me in the end anyway.

Answer 1

My heavens Wickwire, those voices are like chalk on a chalkboard. If I had to choose, I would say Rachel Ray so I would at least get some good recipes out of it!

Answer 2

If YOU'RE controlling the voices, it's normal. If the voices are controlling you, (you don't know what they're going to say next) that is not normal. Seek psychological help immediately. Schizophrenia (though most common in adults) can occur at any age and often begins during the teenage years.

Answer 3

Of course I'd probably be in a straight jacket by the end of the month and taking up residence in a rubber room, but I'd have to pick Gilbert Gottfried. Good question Wickwire, just thinking about it makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck.

Answer 4

Not that I'd care to have any voices in my head, you under-
stand. But if I had to go with one of these, I'd go with the voice
of a more mature female. So that leaves only one option. And
that is Fran. I also know from someone near and dear to me,
that Fran talks in a normal voice when she is not in her on
stage personna. She 'exaggerates' when she is on camera.
I didn't know that myself, til I was clued in. Our daughter used
to work for a screen actors guild, and spoke with well known
and famous actors, who'd call and discuss their residual
checks. She's also met some of the famous in person work-
ing for Gene Autry and wife some time ago. So it was fun
hearing about all of the celebs when she was in the 'biz'.

Answer 5

Ok, I want some of the meds you are on today! IF I had any of these annoying voices in my head, I would not make it a month, a day, an hour! I would be chocked full of Vicodon and pass the time in idleness, not lunacy! The mere thought of either Fran Drescher or Gilbert Gottfried just curdled my coffee...thanks, you've done it again! I should know better by now, I am a very slow learner! :-) Phil

Answer 6

You know, Wickwire, I believe you need to make the choice yourself.

I have a splitting headache and the mere thought of even listening to these persons, outside of my head, worsens the ache.

So, I will choose Rachel Ray for the recipes.

Answer 7

Well I like rosie , but I may not understand all the words so I can't pick her. Fran is to nasal and it may lead to me harming myself so shes out. Wow Gilbert is just to loud and I wouldn't want the headache . Paris may not understand certain concepts so no thanks. I guess I'll have to go with Rachel even though I will put on weight with from all the recipes.

Answer 8

If any of them voices was in my head I'd poke'em with a Q-Tip till they shut up! LOL Otherwise I'd have to choose Fran Drescher. She's the only one I may be able to tolerate.

Answer 9

Oh my goodness-As the lesser of 5 evils I would have to go with Rachel Ray.

Answer 10

Oh my poor head just thinking of these voices! I agree with Gladys, it would have to be Rachel Rae as she seems so sweet and I love her recipes.