Would you rather??

Question

OKay i need you guys to come up with would you rathers that i can ask my friends. best answer goes to the person with the most would you rathers. Have fun!

Answer 1

WOULD YOU RATHER..

fight to the death The Rock OR fifteen clones of Barbara Bush?

have a permanent smile OR a permanent erection?

have all of your hair look/feel like pubes OR be completely bald?

be machine-gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs OR be assasinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?

fight Mike Tyson OR talk like him?

only be able to take pictures of your babies by scanning them in a computer OR have to imbibe all liquids using a thimble?

have a disarmingly charming penis OR a penis so wise as to inspire a cultish following?

fly when you fart OR pee everytime you laugh?

find you parents having sex OR have your parents find you having sex?

have a clean-shaven pussy (or balls) all the time OR have a hairy pussy (or balls) towhere you could braid it?

be eaten by ants OR be eaten by lions?

have sex with a person of the same sex? OR have sex with 10 aniamls?

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute OR call tech. support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?

enjoy an orgasm once every five years OR enjoy an orgasm every time after you recover from the last one?

Answer 2

1 Kiss George W. Bush or Dick Chenney?
2Have a fully stocked fridge all the time or a car that never ran out of gas?
3 Be trapped in an elevator packed with wet dogs or
with 3 gross sweaty men with bad breath?
4 Paint a large wall with a toothbrush or
with a spoon?
5 While running through the woods from an enraged wild boar, sprain your ankle severely
or accidentally step into an old metal bucket and not be able to shake it off as you run?
6 Be the circus person that the knife thrower throws knives at or the one who puts their head in the lion's mouth?
7 Have a head twice the normal size or
half the normal size?
8. Vote for an honest but stupid politician or
a smart but dishonest person.
9 Age only from the neck up
or age only from the neck down?
10 Have 5 bottles stuck on the fingers of one hand for a year
or a bucket stuck on your foot for a year?
11 That your significant other has a huge crush and strong physical attraction to your best friend or
have them absolutely hate each other?

Answer 3

one million. Would you as a substitute cross on a date with Justin Bieber or Simon Cowell? Nether, I'm a man and I do not swing like that. two. Would you as a substitute cross shark diving or climb Mount Everest? Climb Mount Everest. three. Would you as a substitute die at a healthful age at 60 or die at a foul well being whilst your ninety? Healthy at 60 four. Would you as a substitute be wealthy or popular? Rich five. Would you as a substitute possess a limo or horse and carriage? Limo 6. Would you as a substitute consume cheese for the relaxation of your lifestyles, or ham for the relaxation of your lifestyles? Cheese, I hate ham 7. Would you as a substitute delete your Y!A account or fb account? YA considering that I do not have Facebook eight. Would you as a substitute be a viking or an egyptian? I am part Egyptian so I bet Egyptian nine. Would you as a substitute are living in America or Spain? America 10. Would you as a substitute of lived your adolescence within the 60's or eighty's? eighty's

Answer 4

would you rather
be very rich (millionare) but not find true love
or be very poor , yet be happy with your lover?

I pick be very rich

Answer 5

would you rather watch a porno with your parents or watch a porno staring your parents?

Answer 6

How they are

Answer 7

what?