One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
2007-11-24 05:50:21 · 17 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Health ➔ Women's Health
dooshbag
2007-11-24 05:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Lol That's pretty funny. Not true for 90% of women, but still, funny. Very.
Thanks for brightening up my day. ^_^
Maybe we could send this to Brittney Spears??
2007-11-24 18:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥ Easily Amused Dijinn ♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the advice.it means the one who helps me in the house is my hubby.
the second one is my colleague.
the third one is my long time boyfrend
the forth is my boss
Lol.just kidding.
Can't they be in same package?i hate cheating
2007-11-24 13:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by shaira1305 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good your sure to find a great lady if you keep up the sweet talk...
2007-11-26 17:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by leeann s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U sound very feminine & funny, I loved the 5 tips + the poetic pray. Thanks!
2007-11-25 08:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't see the question but thanks for the laugh and points. You made my day a bit better.
2007-11-24 14:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by buriedalive 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thank you :-) you've made me smile (something I really wasn't sure I'd do today)
2007-11-24 13:54:05 · answer #7 · answered by :-) 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a good chuckle over that thank you !!!!!
2007-11-24 13:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by suicidal slug 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hello there....you free tonight?
2007-11-24 13:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats not a question
2007-11-24 13:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by mary-linn 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋