Will you cheer me up?

Question

I'm feeling a bit down. Your friendly neighborhood Mailman isn't in the best of moods today. Would you mind helping me cheer up?

If you don't wanna, please instead of writing something that only you think is funny just say thanks for the 2 points.

Answer 1

:D hey dont be down , ur the best mailman/dad/friend in the world

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Where I am from, cheerleading is not viewed as a "Girl's Sport" anymore. Boys have the strength to lift the girls on the pyramids, and so forth. I do not know what kind of environment/neighbourhood you live in, and it would be rude of me to assume anything, but what makes your 5 year old happy? I think that a parent's responsbility is to take everything (location, demographics, social envrionment etc.) into consideration before making any decisions. Its never easy as a parent, because we are always second guessing ourselves, but if you (which I am sure you do) provide your son with the love and support he needs right now, he will turn out just fine. Maybe you could both watch a college football game, or basketball game and watch the cheerleading together. It would give you both a better understanding of what is involved in cheerleading.

Answer 4

Mr. Friendly Mail Man,
I'm sorry you are having a tough day. When I was little our mailman would bring dog biscuits for our two dogs, and at the crafty age of 4 I would convince him to give me 4 biscuits. 2 for each dog. Well, the dogs would only get 1/2 a biscuit, I would eat the rest. :)
I hope you have a better day. This youtube clip always makes my kids and I giggle. It is Dad's changing Diapers. I hope this picks you up.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTij4txO8Uk
If you were my mailman, I would bake you some cookies. :)

Answer 5

Take a peice of paper and make a big smiley face. THen get made at the smiley face for being so happy when ur not, and rip it into small peices. OR just go on YOuTube and type in Poter Puppet Pals Bohemian Rhapsody or Potter Puppet Pals The mysterious ticking noise. Both r very funny

Answer 6

Sorry you are feeling in the dumps , I know how it is i get to feeling that way too when the holidays come around. Especially when money is so short and gas is so high. Mailmen have a tough road to trod for sure. Its a thankless job. I usually bake something and leave it in my box around the holidays for my mail person. They are taken for granted and I appreciate what you do. I'm not really trying to cheer you up but just to tell you even though life is hard there are folks out there that still love you in all that you endeavor..Take care Mr. Mail man..((Hugs)) to you.

Answer 7

1*)An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pusssssssssy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

2*)A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

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Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
A: In case she had to draw blood!

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

Answer 8

Retiring Mailman


A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45 years.

So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house, and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents to thank him for all his hard work.

At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.
She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"

The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and he said '**** him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."

Answer 9

No need to feel down. I remember at your age feeling like crap a lot but once I reached the roaring 20's, I was a new woman. Just try and think positively and good things will happen. That is a promise.

Answer 10

Oh no don't be sad, theirs plenty of reasons to be happy, you're blessed everyday, you have your health, your family, and this beautiful life we've been given. Whenever you feel down think about the things you have rather than the things you don't and about those people that don't have the many blessing you have
Happy Holidays.