Should I become an American singer?

Question

When I was little, my parents sent me to a music school. I like
music and attended for 6 years, but my voice turned out to be pretty but very small! So, I abandoned it and moved on. Now, listening to kind of "music" produced in the US I think that I missed my real career. I will move to the US, and sing "ooouh ouuh auh auh bang bang", showing pieces of me here and there... People say that I have some body parts worth seeing... And I will be a star! The revelation came when I was listening o a new CD, in which a "top band" was singing, a French song, and they didn't even bother to memorise the lyric, and went on with "baaaah baaah baaaaah bang", chanting rather than singing it. And, what the hell? If this all fail, I can always become famous for showing my body parts (as this girl, what's her name, who is famous for her big butt and because her father, a lawyer, was in the case, defending a murderer who killed someone famous; fame is contagious in States).

Should I move down there and become a famous singer/ famous whoever?

Indeed, I am aware that I will get a lot of hostile responses; I swear to God I defended Americans everywhere, stating that mass culture means educating everyone... Till I got that CD, called "hit CD, top seller" (If there was not love, I'd invented it) with an American band, chanting: "If there was not baaaaaaaaaah baah baaaaaah baaah, baaaaah bah nah bah bang". Why, sheep can do better, it's their natural language.

Answer 1

I love the sarcasm in this, even if others missed it. And even if it makes fun of my country.

Ah, what the hell, go ahead and make fun. We deserve it. This place is so crazy nowadays.

P.S. If I totally misread this, and you WERE seriously thinking about being a singer, please DON'T! There's wayyyy too many over here already and they all suck hahaha

Answer 2

Go for it but be aware of the fact that the music industry contains a large proportion of people who are out right dirt bags mostly in the form of agents promoters and club owners
Everybody has a price .If you are willing to pay whatever yours is then you might make it.
Just remember what Bruce said "the door's open but the ride it aint free "

Answer 3

Muse IS giant within the US... they are tremendous. They promote out arenas. Spice Girls had been tremendous within the US. MIA had a giant hit right here, too. The media (usually VH1) attempted to drive Lily Allen on us for the period of her angsty track level. That did not figure out too good. She was once a overweight woman with perspective. We were not too eager about yet another teach spoil (despite the fact that she turns out placed-in combination now and for my part she is making larger track). La Roux took a whilst to hit the US given that they not ever placed it on mainstream channels - simplest channels like MTVU (University MTV). It's disappointing that they do not more commonly make it right here, however I consider the approach the artists use to check out to move "mainstream" within the States is erroneous. Oh, and lots of European artists have a tendency to completely excursion in Europe. We have colossal labels right here - granted, Virgin began within the UK.

Answer 4

I wish you the best of luck, should you decide to come to the USA just know that things might not work out but you have my encouragement and blessings. the Music industry is brutal.

Answer 5

the music industry is very intense and very difficult to become successful in.
you should pursue your passion elsewhere, and never sell your body to make it big.