i'm not sure, but my nephew just said "do you mind if i say this, you're the most disgraceful singer ever. shame on you." :')
2007-11-24 02:14:38 · 22 answers · asked by . 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was stood in a supermarket queue one day. A woman with a small girl was in front of me. The little girl repeatedly asked for sweets from the counter and the mother kept saying no. Then the little girl said "Mummy, if you dont buy me some sweets, I will tell daddy i caught you sucking uncle Bobs ******". The mother left her shopping, grabbed the kid and left in a great hurry.
2007-11-24 02:22:57 · answer #1 · answered by fuck off 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
gosh, I've raised 3 kids and am raising 3 grandkids, have been in childcare for 36 years, so I've heard a lot of funny stuff- but the most recent was when I took my 5 year old grandson to a TN Titans football game. It wasn't a good game for our team at all and when we had the ball, my grandson yelled " Run like the wind, you losers!" We had 2nd row seats on the 45 yd line so it was heard by a lot of people!
2007-11-24 02:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by nanny411 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Mum told me that years ago she saw a woman chastising her little girl on a bus. The little girl went quiet for a few moments then said in a loud voice..."If you hit me again, I'll tell everyone you peed in the sink!"
They got off at the next stop!
2007-11-24 02:21:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my cousin was about 5, he was watching a show where a woman was playing guitar. He was there with his guitar which had 3 strings missing. He looks up at my aunt (his mom) and says "Dang, I think you need all the strings to play that".
2007-11-24 02:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
One day I was in the car with my two year old neice, her mum (my sister) and her dad (my brother in law). We were talking about what we needed to get from the supermarket. I mentioned that I needed to get some beer, and my neice from out of nowhere said "I love beer!"
Needless to say we all had a big laugh about it.
2007-11-24 02:23:00 · answer #5 · answered by cannon_lab 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husbands5 year old nephew described his 96 year old great grandmother as "the lady with all the wrinkles"
2007-11-24 02:18:24 · answer #6 · answered by stinky4sam 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When my sister was a wee girl, she turned to our gran and said: 'nanny, why do you have a screwed up face?' It's still a running family joke nearly 20 years on!! lol
2007-11-24 02:21:57 · answer #7 · answered by Cat burgler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my nephew called a Nut Cracker a Nut Cruncher he said other cute things but i can only remember that i have a prttey bad memory
2007-11-24 02:18:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
when i asked my nephew what he had for lunch at school
he answered but with his youth trying to talk all he got out was 'my teacher" then there was a long pause while he tried to remember what it was
it came out what did you eat for lunch
my teacher
2007-11-24 02:22:02 · answer #9 · answered by Gary B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my cousins when he was 3 was about to get his hair cut and he was asked how he wanted it and he said like our uncles. It's funny because my uncle is bald.
2007-11-24 02:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by sydney77 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋