I told someone "I'm old" and he said "No, you are..vintage"! Do you think he is flirting me????

Question

can you give such examples of saying things in a..subtle way??

Answer 1

That's pretty clumsy flirting. He should have said "No, you are experienced" or "Yes, and that's how I like my women!" or something really smart like that.

I'm not good at that kind of thing, as you can tell. :P

Oh, my example "Is my butt fat?" "No, babe, you're J-Lo-icious!"

Answer 2

That's better than the corny one about "you are 60 years young" (you always know you're getting old when people start using that corny lie). Or the more horrible one, "You're only as old as you feel." I usually answer, "In that case, I must be 93!"

There are some good euphemisms, though. When I was going through menopause, I referred to hot flashes, and another lady, a little older than me, said "No, those are power surges."

And when I've referred to myself as fat, I've been told a lot of condescending things, but the best one is "No, you're well padded enough to be cozy. Which would you rather sleep on, a mattress or a surfboard?"

Answer 3

...middle aged construction workers see a pretty girl walk by the job site...they stare while one offers a loud "Wolf" whistle...

...now the pretty girl must study anthropology for her reply was,
"I don't f*** fossils"........

Answer 4

Just be glad he didn't called you an old hag. :-)

Example: "I'm short". I'll say: "No, you're just vertically challenged."

Answer 5

yes i do think he is.
and example:
am i vintage, yes but not old.

Answer 6

he's probably a politician.....

Answer 7

maybe he is