I was clowning around with my missis this morning, Only clowning, not nooky. And I done it, I gave her a love bite. I swear I did'nt mean to but I did. Now she says that if I don't get some good advice from one of you then she's gonna stop all nupitals. Please for the sake of my sanity help me out. I promise I won't do it again. I'm groveling.
2007-11-24 00:29:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I wouldn`t consider that unforgivable. It happens. Try not to let it happen again as now you know it irritates her. She can cover it up with clothing or make-up until it fades.
2007-11-24 01:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by MISTY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
..There is no cure all for that try a light cover up makeup or peanut butter, sometimes if it;s really big you can put a raw steak on it and it takes the red out but they do go away rather fast unless you are getting married without people knowing that you are together at all you are in the clear, and if you are together behind there backs then maybe you should just elope . Noone really cares about those I say ther ugly tramp stamps others say they are a sign of deep affection I have had a few with my husband that have been so called accidents he was on my neck and kissed a little to much in one spot then whamo there was a purple issue the next day. His parents are such prudes yet never saw it, I put on a turtle neck sweater they never susspected a thing although it's winter here were in Michigan... Not sure where you are they expect that type of clothing here . At any rate it should be gone in a week tops. Buy her something fashionable and tell her to GROW UP !
2007-11-24 00:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by shutterfly butterfly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh you must be in deep trouble! don't worry too much if the love nibble is only small or pale in colour then get some foundation and cover it, a scarf may help, if you have managed to do a deep purple one then you can get a camouflage cream from the chemist and this will cove It better than normal foundation. what you have managed to do by sucking the neck is to draw blood from the blood vessels if it is not that bad it will disappear within a few days but if you have done a deep purple one it may take a week to clear up, so you best get your shoes on and get to the shop, most women do not like love bites they look cheap so just try to bite your wife without sucking her neck little love nibbles go down a lot better, good luck honey hope your out the dog house soon.
2007-11-24 00:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by fruitcake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For one, she is just as responsible as you are for the clowning. If she thinks she should call off the marriage and blame the love bite on you because you can't fix it, I would say that isn't the most mature response I have ever heard.
But on to the love bite.... Ice it 20 minutes on and 20 minutes off QUICK. The ice will constrict the blood vessels and minimize the bruise. Then buy some concealer and apply as directed.
2007-11-24 00:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by whereRyou? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty boy, think yourself lucky it's winter, she could wear a polo neck jumper, or try concealer. You say it's for the sake of your sanity, little fibber it's for the sake of your nuptials.
Tell her how much you love her, and say you will do anything at all for her, IN and OUT of the bedroom. Good luck.
2007-11-24 08:59:04 · answer #5 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL- so what do you want advice on ??
Love bites- tell your wife to get some arnica and that will make the bruise go away faster.
About love bites? don't do it again it gets you into trouble
LOL carry on groveling and buy her something she really would love to have but wouldn't spend money on.
Lastly- want to be a monk????- I'd search the internet on how to become a monk :-)))))))))))))))
LOL
Good luck
2007-11-24 00:35:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mumofthree 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-24 23:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's being a little extreme, isn't she? Go get her a cover-stick, if you don't know what I'm talking about, get a woman who works at the drugstore to help you find it, and make sure it's the same color as your girls neck.
2007-11-24 00:54:20 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Polo neck jumpers, scarves and lots of foundation make up for the next week at least.
grovel and give her your card to go shopping for these things
2007-11-24 00:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well take a lip stick cap it will hurt a little twist the cap and it will brake the hicky up it will be red for a little while just put cover up on it
2007-11-24 04:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by whatzup 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋