OK so when the unhappy dead were roaming the Earth you made a great pair. She reloaded the shotgun while you relieved the walking unalive of their desire to scoop out your brains.
You barricaded the mall. Set up hydroponics, solar hot water, rain catchment, solar power and a bank of batteries.
You've never lived so well.
Now after 10 years she wants a "divorce".
Who gets kicked out of the fortress and how do you divide the property.
2007-11-23 18:42:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
naw forget that Is just shoot you in your sleep. See no worries now!
2007-11-23 19:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by CLOSED 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 17:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by russ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If all of the zombies are gone, it doesn't matter, I would take my half of the equipment (we would have natuurally thought to make two of everything, conveniently, or at least in my fntasy future zombified world, we are practical) and left, it wouldn't matter where, but if the zombies were still around, I would have pushed her off the top of the building. Screw humanity, I can live my life alone if I wanted, It wouldn't matter if I turned crazy from isolation, no one would be articulate enough to tell me!
2007-11-23 18:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by KristyW 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who ever has the shotgun gets control over the community property.
2007-11-23 18:52:13 · answer #4 · answered by Billy Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ask for one last "ride", get the shotgun used to eliminate aforementioned zombies, and I tell the broad to HIT THE BRICKS!
2007-11-23 18:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by The Man of Steel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
50/50
2007-11-23 18:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by staceytheresa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have zombies on the brain tonight....hmm...well I would think after 10 years of marital zombie fighting bliss you could work it out like adults.....lol...draw the battle lines down the middle of the mall and shoot it out.....last one standing takes it all ;p
2007-11-23 21:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by danigirl_81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the idiot who would never be able to survive a zombie attack that long.
2007-11-23 18:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by Kek, the god of darkness 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
simple while your having wild hot sex shoot her i no its bad but i had a gf and she dumped me for anothr so im ******!
2007-11-24 07:55:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋