I put on my night cream just like I do ever' night before bed. I put it on in the usual manner, using the same amount jest like I've done fer the past 25 years and I always used the same name brand, Oil of Oily but when I woke up, I look like this!
It's stuck and I can't get it off my face. I tried washin' it off, I've tried loofah and facial srubs, still the image of Stephen King wont come off. I don't think the night cream was past it's expiration date. Has anything ever happened to any one else? I have sudden urges to write a novel now. It has Yahoo P and S characters in it. Could this be a best seller?
2007-11-23 17:22:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lucy 2: Comet only irritates my pores and causes ingrown whiskers. But thanks, I do in fact , feel 10 years younger!
2007-11-24 05:28:12 · update #1
Right on seeks: I'm closing in on the last paragraph of chapter 4. rolling right in to the next. How would you like your demise?
2007-11-24 05:33:39 · update #2
Lakisa 3: To alleviate this pain, Jack Daniels would make the best anesthetic as well as a facial astringent.
2007-11-24 05:41:52 · update #3
Buk: Cujo ate all my Kudu's , bat flavored cookie bars.
2007-11-24 05:43:34 · update #4
Miss Ellie: I'm getting Kathy Bates as your stand-in for the movie. Where is Rob Reiner?
2007-11-24 05:45:08 · update #5
Sinner: Love U too, tootsie. You'll be the climax of my story
2007-11-24 05:47:55 · update #6
Nickaaay: I don't have a leg to stand on, do I?
2007-11-24 05:49:16 · update #7
What are you complaining about now? Being Stephen Kings' twin sister is a compliment to you. Leave the cream on and once it dries just get some steel wool. Best facial you'll ever have. WHINER....just put me in Chapter 5. I want to be that ole biddy down at the local post office that knows every body's business.
2007-11-23 22:39:12 · answer #1 · answered by missellie 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes it could. Put nail polish remover on your loofah sponge. If that doesn't work try Comet or Ajax. Good luck, but really, you look 10 years younger.
2007-11-24 01:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by lucy02 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Even after zooming this pic to 1900% I fail to see what your complaint is.
It would seem the nightmare is a product of you own mind and is, indeed, a novel novel idea.
May I be the guy who gets killed on the second page of it, never to be heard from again?
2007-11-24 02:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Listen Cujo, eat a biscuit and go lay down in the corner.
The cream will fade.
2007-11-24 06:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
You had better write that novel... or else I'll handcuff you to the bed and cut off one of your feet!
2007-11-24 08:02:46 · answer #5 · answered by nikaaaay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sandpaper and rubbing alcohol..... and a bottle of Jack Daniels for yourself prior to using these items. LOL
2007-11-24 06:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
I think I'm in love.
2007-11-24 06:42:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋