I love it when he calls his boss that long name during his rant about him. I laugh everytime. Here it is:
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol?
oh yeah and I love this....
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white @ss down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of @ssholes this side of the nuthouse.
2007-11-23 15:21:05
·
answer #1
·
answered by ♥☠Madame Joker☠♥ 7
·
1⤊
0⤋
The beginning when they drive off the cliff
Then when the aunt says "Did I break wind"
Then when the aunt says the pledge at the table
When the snob neighbor girl gets attacked by the squirrel, then the dog
There is way too many to list...the entire movie is funny
2007-11-23 15:15:21
·
answer #2
·
answered by Dude 4
·
1⤊
0⤋
Hi Sweetie,
I can't pick a fav, the whole thing was a hoot!
LOL, Diana D
2007-11-24 10:31:42
·
answer #3
·
answered by Diana D 5
·
1⤊
0⤋
dude, my favorite part would have to be when Clark is going all crazy and screaming about his boss, then when Eddie kidnapps his boss and shows up with a big bow on his head!
i also like when they are going snowboarding!!! and Clark greases up his sled, and he just keeps going and going and going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-23 15:18:08
·
answer #5
·
answered by watchwoman 3
·
1⤊
0⤋