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Mine is Aunt Bethanny. When she wraps up her cat in a box and when she's supposed to say Grace but she says the Pledge of allegiance. Lmao :]
How about you?


Also other of my favorites are:

Im watching it tooo!!! AHhAHAHH yeah i love when the cat gets electrocuted too! Thats halariouse!


The grandpa burns the tree.. ahahahahah!!

"the tree was ugly anyway"

"At least it died out of it's misery"


LMAO!




i love how Eddie goes and kidnaps his boss.

aahha of hell with this I LOVE THE WHOLE MOVIE!

i love when in the end the gutter pipe blows up and the grandma starts singing the star spangled banner!

2007-11-23 15:10:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I love it when he calls his boss that long name during his rant about him. I laugh everytime. Here it is:
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh!t. Where's the Tylenol?
oh yeah and I love this....
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white @ss down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of @ssholes this side of the nuthouse.

2007-11-23 15:21:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥☠Madame Joker☠♥ 7 · 1 0

The beginning when they drive off the cliff
Then when the aunt says "Did I break wind"
Then when the aunt says the pledge at the table
When the snob neighbor girl gets attacked by the squirrel, then the dog

There is way too many to list...the entire movie is funny

2007-11-23 15:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by Dude 4 · 1 0

Hi Sweetie,

I can't pick a fav, the whole thing was a hoot!



LOL, Diana D

2007-11-24 10:31:42 · answer #3 · answered by Diana D 5 · 1 0

the parts without Chevy Chase

2007-11-23 15:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1 0

dude, my favorite part would have to be when Clark is going all crazy and screaming about his boss, then when Eddie kidnapps his boss and shows up with a big bow on his head!

i also like when they are going snowboarding!!! and Clark greases up his sled, and he just keeps going and going and going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-23 15:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by watchwoman 3 · 1 0

"Sh*tter's full....."

2007-11-23 15:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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