2007-11-23 14:39:13 · 14 answers · asked by SallySunshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The Man in the Yellow Hat. Damn him! After he acquired 75% of shares in my books and movie deals, he stuck me in this feces-infested apehouse!!!
No longer curious, just FURIOUS.
(lobs turd at googly-eyed orangutan)
2007-11-23 16:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears and Chris Crocker!!
2007-11-23 22:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by Sweet Surrender 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one will be spared!! No one!!
I'd fling so much, the zookeepers would have to put me in one of those Hannibal Lecter-like glass cages.
I don't think I have to mention where the muzzle goes ...
2007-11-24 00:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everyone who seems to be so enamored of my picking the fleas out of my children's hair and eating them. That is the sacrificial things we mommy monkeys do for the kids
2007-11-24 00:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The son of a b·tch that captured me and sent me to the zoo.
2007-11-23 22:42:37 · answer #5 · answered by El_Estudiante 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I have a list of "candidates for projectile feces" a mile long. A few shining examples:
-The yes-men at the INS and DHS who decided it was a good idea to set "quotas" for deporting unofficial immigrants.
-The least popular US President in history, and all of his loyal toadies.
-Presidential candidates, for not knowing what a "debate" is.
-Media men, for aggressively censoring political debates, and moderators of said debates, for asking completely worthless questions.
-Yahoo!, for sucking up to the Chinese government.
-Televangelists, especially those who talk about "investments."
-Trolls.
-Advocates of "Intelligent Design."
-WTC conspiricists.
-Those who believe that violence solves problems.
-etc. ad infinitum.
~W.O.M.B.A.T.
2007-11-24 00:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the guys who get caught on Date Line NBC to catch a Predator.
2007-11-23 22:43:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tom Cruise...
2007-11-23 22:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by aj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone.Except for the zookeepers they feed me.And hobos. They're filthy enough.
2007-11-23 22:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by xomorgan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
noone in particular
oh wait george bush
2007-11-23 22:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋