I received bad news today. I need a pick me up. Make me laugh and 10 ponts are yours.
2007-11-23 14:20:18 · 12 answers · asked by sexy law chick 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sorry, I can't think of anything but i will give u a star
2007-11-23 14:23:16 · answer #1 · answered by momma 2 Sydney 9-8-09 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
An Italian Mother
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for
dinner... who lives with a female roommate Maria...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was
more between Anthony and roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl
from my house; I'm not saying that you 'did not'
take it. But the fact remains that it has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response
email from his Momma which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Momma
Lesson: Never lie to your Momma...
especially, if she's Italian
2007-11-24 04:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by Free Thinker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My partner has an 'artistic' temperament. He is what we would have termed highly strung a century ago, he frets about the smallest thing. Last night he said something about the sour cream in the fridge being past it's useby date and I answered with a throwaway comment of "You worry too much". He went quiet for about an hour and I ended up asking him what was wrong. He answered me: "Do you really think I worry too much?" Hahahahaha. Can't help but love him.
2007-11-23 22:47:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton won the Nobel Peace Prize!
2007-11-23 22:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Allison♥ 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
*stands up*
*sings*
hooodieee hooo
*starts dancing...doing the running man, the cabbage patch, the bus driver*
heeeeyyyy yooooooo heeyyyyyy yooooo
2007-11-23 22:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by jeenious 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OJ's innocent
2007-11-23 22:23:20 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A kangaroo walks into a bar and says - "Darn I could have hopped!"
(I know, but it made me laugh when someone told me)
2007-11-23 22:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
My mom just called me haggard. And she's the whitest person I know! ;)
2007-11-23 22:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Peterbattahoggabatta 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHbshERgRsA
2007-11-25 08:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-11-23 22:25:17 · answer #10 · answered by Vince 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋