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It has been brought to my attention that my use of the words "adult paperboy" was politically incorrect and demeaning. So I thought about it and now I'm leaning toward "adult homosapien life form delivering semi-legitimate printed words for our enjoyment." Can anyone with a sense of humour do better?

2007-11-23 12:19:08 · 12 answers · asked by doglover 5 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

12 answers

I like your name for it, but might alter it to reflect the veracity of the product they carry.....
adult homosapien life form delivering highly questionable word arrangements destined to line the bottom of the bird cage.

2007-11-23 12:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by eringobraghless 5 · 1 1

No offense to the paper boys paper men out there but an adult paper man is not exactly an empowering job - it is rather demeaning unless you are on disability and then good for you

you get exercise, meet people and make some $$

2007-11-23 16:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by daisyduck4007 4 · 0 0

Paper-delivery person

Mobile current affairs representative

Part-time current affairs courier

Part-time And Pedalling Expert Representative Broadsheet- Only Youth (paperboy! lol)

2007-11-23 12:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Heaven Leigh 4 · 0 0

How about "Individual, Personal, News print distributor with collection responsibilities" ?

2007-11-23 12:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Screamin' Eagle 4 · 0 0

Printed media delivery engineer.

2007-11-23 12:26:27 · answer #5 · answered by olelefthander 6 · 0 0

Ad-ministrator.

2007-11-23 12:37:48 · answer #6 · answered by picador 7 · 2 0

P.rinted N.ews D.elivery S.pecialist or simply PNDS, geez get with the times.

2007-11-23 12:30:25 · answer #7 · answered by why not 3 · 1 1

Newspaper Delivery Personnel.

That's what it's ACTUALLY called.

(Sorry I'm not very creative.)

2007-11-23 12:22:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

a paper delivery man lol
or simply "paperman"

2007-11-23 12:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Viv 3 · 0 1

Newspaper media delivery agent.

but seriously, this is ridiculous. I'm no longer white, refer to me as German/English/Scottish American

2007-11-23 12:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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