All the GPS have been recalled cos they can't find England in Europe!
England had to change their emblem from 3 lions to 3 tampons cos England are having a bad period!
There were flood warnings in Scotland last week.... millions of Scots had pished themselves laughing!!
2007-11-23 09:59:25 · 11 answers · asked by DikiDoo 3 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
class and we`re two points behind England in the FIFA rankings ;)
2007-11-23 10:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The facts are you were in a qualifying pool with a very talented Croatia side who are ranked above you and a resolute Russia who are only a few spots behind. Israel is a decent team also and as you can see something had to give. It was a great strike from a Croatian forward that sent you out of the Euro Championships. You need to stop being sorry for yourselves, understand that although it was unfortunate it has happended (Although not so unfortunate for Russia) you do not have a given right to any major tournaments. Get a new coach and blood some new talent. Go from there, FIFA 2010 is fast approaching and you may have some very good teams to overcome in qualifying also.
2007-11-23 17:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
England played crap anyway. They let their ego get in too much of their way.
All I say is that England always bossed too much on newspapers before the game, and so it is easier for them to lose, as then the opponent team knows their tactics.
Well, I am supporting Croatia this summer, I think.
2007-11-23 16:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by Superbingocloud 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why don't scots set their standards a little higher rather than just trying to beat the English. According to the scots we are crap so aren't you kind of insulting yourselves? You want to be better than England who is apparently crap?
2007-11-23 11:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
england needs to get their act together cause they got a bunch of great players ( except 4 becks) they should be able to win the next world cup 2010!!
2007-11-23 15:13:32 · answer #5 · answered by OC1 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In all honesty, GPS receivers should not have been recalled. There is nothing wrong with them !!!
2007-11-23 10:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by RED-CHROME 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice.
2007-11-23 16:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by DavidR 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice! I especially like your last remark
2007-11-23 11:56:28 · answer #8 · answered by Barrie T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you know what ENGLAND RULES whateva happens and you know it.....the score was 3-2 if it was 3-0 then i could understand how it would be hillarious...
2007-11-23 11:32:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Have you got any origional jokes?
Go on Go on Go on, be unique make one of your own up :)
You can do it !!!!±
2007-11-23 22:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by Jabba_da_hut_07 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋