I don't know all that much about him. But I hear he breaks into your house and does whatever he wants. I am not very strong and I don't think my servants are very strong. At least not Anthony. I am afraid of a man climbing down into my fireplace and yelling something wierd like Ho Ho Ho.
2007-11-23 05:45:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
dont worry yer purdy li'l head none 'bout that Debbie dear. Ever since Grand ma got run over by a reindeer walking home from the trailer park on Christmas Eve, Santa has a bench ( or a chimney ) warrant out fer his arrest. He 's not allowed to go within 50 feet of any roof tops this year. That means that team of rein deers are gonna have to make a dead shot target flying over head and drops them bag of Christmas presents straight into the chimney hole. If you have a bird cap of yer chimney better take it off other wise you wont get your gifts delivered this year.
2007-11-23 08:22:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you might just need a strong man climbing down your fireplace doing whatever he wants and yelling ho ho ho...
2007-11-23 05:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by assassininelives 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with you, anyone entering MY house -even climbing down the chimney,gonna get SHOT, especially , they come down calling me a ho ho ho. He won`t call people names no more after I finish with him-Get you a gun ,debbi, Put some buckshot in it, he`ll be yelling OH OOH OH as he`s running away. Get them reindeer too,before they bust a hole in your roof. Christmas eve, go to Santa norad.com, they`ll tell where he is- so you will know what time to expect him.
2007-11-23 16:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HO HO HO...have the tooth fairy throw discarded teeth at him or better yet the Easter bunny can pummel him with rotten eggs and Cupid can stick arrows in him...that ought to do the trick.
2007-11-23 05:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by blindeyepete 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mall Santas, scare the bejesus out of me. I continuously ask your self how they retain in mind that those adult adult males aren't any further toddler molestors. i desire to god that they a minimum of do decrease back floor checks on them, yet that would not recommend they could understand if the guy is a pedophile or no longer. i'm surely no longer affirming that the dep. shops santas ALL are. it truly is basically something I have continuously wondered. they basically hardship me.
2016-10-24 23:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho! ho! ho! No don`t be scared of me i`m a very gentle person and i won`t do anything i shouldn`t whilst dropping your pressies off as long as you leave me a nice glass of rum....
2007-11-23 05:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's okay. It's the elves you need to worry about.
2007-11-23 05:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by joe diddley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you really need to worry about is the fact that he sees you when your sleeping.
2007-11-23 05:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
light a fire in the fireplace, that should keep him out
2007-11-23 05:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if your parents are abusive
2007-11-23 05:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋