do you think chuck norris is god??i dont but my friend does :)
2007-11-23 04:22:32 · 11 answers · asked by Luke 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Chuck Norris created God.
he also invented the apple.
God is his b*tch.
2007-11-23 04:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
they're rather close acquaintances yet Chuck Norris isn't God. Chuck Norris has dazzling powers yet his buddy God can roundhouse kick him at every time. God is the only guy or woman who Chuck Norris will no longer be able to roundhouse kick and stuff
2016-10-17 21:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm close (in the mind's of the people). Because if Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 he's still richer.
2007-11-23 04:26:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris has no chin.
only another fist.
2007-11-23 04:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by toastxcore 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chcuck Norris ordered a Big Mac in Burger King...... and got one.
2007-11-23 04:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Back in the days he was,not so much now
2007-11-23 04:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by Freakin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even close
2007-11-23 05:53:38 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,not even close.
2007-11-23 04:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but he worships Him as a Christian now.
2007-11-23 04:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, everyone knows my doctor is.
2007-11-23 06:36:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋