Well, here's my old stand-by....
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called .......therapy
Hope you feel better soon!
2007-11-23 01:38:35
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answered by Sweet Cheeks 7
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Go and see the new movie called, "August Rush". It is a precious love story. I saw it Wednesday. I'm going back Friday with my daughter and see it again.
2007-11-23 01:39:22
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answered by Barbra 6
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i suggest you....
*eat chocolate
*watch a funny movie
*go out to breakfast
*call ur bff
*take a walk-it will give you some time to think or get ur mind off it
hope u feel happy soon!!!!
=)
2007-11-23 01:37:01
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answered by ☮♡♥ ツ 4
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cmmon , sweet girl like u shud not be depressed and u know i cant do anything , u have to do it urself , just see around with the eyes of heart , isn't it beauty all around.......
2007-11-23 03:12:03
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answered by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4
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well, you can talk to someone, i mean to me, but your messanger is so so bad!! haha.. sorry!
you can watch movie, comedy helps..
occupy your self, call someone, go to your friends house, or go to mall, listen to music, eat and sleep, if all can't work drink VALIUM!!! HAHA..
hope i cheer u up with my silly jokes, take care babes!! :)
2007-11-23 02:23:21
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answered by You think you know me? 6
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Give you a snapshot of my life. After seeing that you be happy you werent me.
2007-11-23 01:40:46
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answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7
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Look at my daughter. She always brightens my day. Maybe she will brighten yours too. Go to my 360 (link on my profile) to see more pics of her.
2007-11-23 01:37:04
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answered by casey_leftwich, part 5. 3
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I think of children in a hospital cancer ward. It makes you grateful instantly.
2007-11-23 01:40:18
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answered by kiwi 4
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email me at omarr03@yahoo.com and then we can talk and then i can make you feel better or think about god blessed you to live another day with your health and strenght so feel happy babes :)
2007-11-23 03:54:29
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answered by omarr03 2
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watch the movie i was in the never ending story
2007-11-23 01:32:42
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answered by Luck dragon 7
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