1. I've always heard that you can't get decent Kosher Food in India. But, is it true that they have a New Deli? (Come to think of it, what happened to the Old Delhi?)
2. Have you eaten at the new fast food chain that features breaded deep fried monkey? It's called "Rhesus Pieces."
3. (Courtesy of Terry Pratchett's Holiday Classic "Hoggfather." You may have to look this up if you're not Quebequoise.) In a Fancy French Restaurant, what would you expect to find in an Entree called, "Mousse de la Boue dans une Panier de la Pate de Chaussures?"
2007-11-22 22:38:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Check out "MORNINGSTAR FOODS - DELHI". and btw, New Delhi is just a renovated version of the Old one. the good ol' delhi is standing rigth there where it was. but Kosher food would have to search in small and narrow lanes there. :P But if you really want to eat high quality food Kosher food in Delhi...then take a Jet Airways flight out from DElhi to any place (maybe Mumbai) and they would serve you some good Kosher Food.
2. Yucks! It sounds horrible. I am a veggie!
3. The best I could get for this one was "'Mud mousse in a basket of shoe pastry"..do you think it is anything else than that?
2007-11-22 23:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by athena1008 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Don't be daft! Of course you can get decent Kosher in India. They do, indeed, have a whole city called New Deli which used to be your basic overcrowded Indian city, but as part of a goodwill gesture toward other countries, they allowed it to be taken over by Armenian Jews, who have created one giant Kosher Deli where you can get all the good stuff. There was a bit of trouble when they renamed Nehru Boulevard to Matzo Street, but it's actually been a boon, as all the streets are now named for the specialities of the restaurants there. In fact, I heard the best hotel in the whole place is located on Latke Road, but I haven't been there, so I cannot be 100% sure.
As for the Old Delhi, it's still there. Regular Indians live there, and they have proven to be gracious and kind neighbors to the folks in New Deli. So many people are happy in New Deli that there has been a wedding boom, so the folks in Old Delhi are getting into the easily-stompable-goblet business, and business is good.
2. We don't have Rhesus Pieces here yet. My understanding was that all the franchises are still in Africa. What we do have, here in Utah, is a wonderful Mexican restaurant called El Chihuahua. Their specialty is little rat-dog chimichangas. Mmm, delicious. I like going there because I feel like I am doing a good thing and killing two birds with one stone. First, I am supporting a really nice family restaurant (the folks who run it are really nice--I have met most of them, and it really is a family affair), and second, I am helping rid the world, or at least my little corner of it, of one of the menaces of the dog world. I don't, on principle, believe in dogs who can be carried in tote bags. El Chihuahua is doing their part to help with that problem, and I am right there, supporting them as they do it. They also have a really tasty homemade salsa!
3. My French may be rusty, but it's not so rusty that I don't know that I would be ordering the mud mousse. It's not the mud I object to so much. I, like other girls of my generation, cut my cooking teeth on mud pies. It's the shoe pate that I wouldn't want. Exotic French creations are created with the idea that the whole thing will be eaten, and I feel it would be a tremendous insult to the chef to not eat the little basket of shoe pate. I guess if I could talk to him, and find out if it was made from boiled leather, or simply made by aging it in someone's old shoe, I might feel better about it. I mean, a shoe's a shoe, right? (Actually, I guess that depends on who's been wearing it.) Also, there's the fact that here in the US we have something called Mud Pie which is actually made with a chocolate base, rather than an earth one. If that happened to be the case, I wouldn't just eat it from a shoe, I'd eat it off the floor! (A clean floor, naturally--even I have some standards of decorum...)
I believe that Michelin is coming out with a guide called "Les Plus Jolie Toilettes de Quebec", so actually, it might be worth eating the Mud dessert just so I could go in and see the porcelain throne afterwards...
Damn, now I need some potiron a barquette!
2007-11-23 10:50:51 · answer #2 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. No, but that sounds fantastic 2. I'm rather uncomfortable around mimes, for they are the distant relatives of clowns 3. No, we prefer to be the only ones at the said flashing event
2016-05-25 02:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang buddy. Another sleepless night visiting insomniac acres, eh?
Did you hear about the new French, fast-food restaurant?
Yep.
(ready?)
It is called, "Le Jacque in Le Box"
PS For those who do not understand my mangled French, or perhaps you do not understand my perfect very bad joke, Jack in the Box
2007-11-23 00:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your funny Madpol; and i liked your comparison's..I like the monkey one' the Rhesus pieces..that;s quite original ..
2007-11-23 02:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chumma have a fruitcake. The sugar should calm you down.
2007-11-22 22:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha those were nice, except the last one that was too cryptic for me.
2007-11-23 07:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are quite a character!! Keep it up! You make me laugh!!
2007-11-23 09:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by Harley Mama!! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy are you bored, but i thought they where cute.
2007-11-22 22:43:13 · answer #9 · answered by LIPPIE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God! I am out of here!!!
2007-11-22 22:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋