MEMORANDUM
TO: All England National Team Football Players
FROM: Communications Services
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure that we bounce back from our EURO 2008 misery and to produce the highest quality football possible, it will be our policy to keep all player well-trained though our Special High Intensity Training (S*H*I*T). We are giving our players more S*H*I*T than any other national team. If you feel you do not receive your share of S*H*I*T in the team, please see the FA chief executive. You will be placed at the top of the S*H*I*T list for special attention.
We will ensure that the next appointed manager is particularly qualified to see that you get all the S*H*I*T you can handle at your own speed.
If you think that you have a thorough understanding of the basic S*H*I*T programme, you may wish to participate in Management Of Related Education (M*O*R*E*S*H*I*T).
2007-11-22 22:20:24 · 13 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B*U*L*L*S*H*I*T).
Some of you already display aptitudes that would easily allow you to enter the Director of Intensity Program (D*I*P*S*H*I*T). Those who do not qualify for this position but are still interested will certainly be referred to the Director Under Management Bureau (D*U*M*B*S*H*I*T). Those individuals who do not meet the requirements of The Bureau must first complete Special Training Under Personal Individual Discretion, Special High Intensity Training (S*T*U*P*I*D*S*H*I*T).
If you have any further questions, please address them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H*O*T*S*H*I*T) programme.
Thank You.
Boss in General
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B*I*G*S*H*I*T)
2007-11-22 22:22:56 · update #1
Oh that explains it... I just didn't get enough Special High Intensity Training.... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-26 22:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by sirinae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man that is funny. I was laughing out loud during the whole thing. Did you make this up? that was brilliant!!
2007-11-23 23:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by INS4NExBL4DE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get beter and beter with this kind of stuff well done another brilliant answer if I do say so myself.
2007-11-23 18:57:40 · answer #3 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was extremely hilarious. I nearly did some in my pants lol!
2007-11-23 03:37:06 · answer #4 · answered by L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh Professor, that is too much **** for me to handle.
2007-11-23 04:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2007-11-23 11:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
who has the time to think this stuff up ?
2007-11-23 01:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by GIGGS is OO7 © 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
not call professor for nothing
wise! ;))
2007-11-22 22:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by þíиky ツツツ じò ぴé MufÇ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheeky plagiriser
http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/work/training.shtml
2007-11-23 09:53:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Better and better.
2007-11-22 22:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by DAVE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋