down your chimney on Christmas eve,Not many people have their chinmneys swept these days and I don`t want to get my red suit all dirty?
2007-11-22 20:52:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Come down my chimney and ill blow your bollocks off
2007-11-22 20:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Santa Baby, hurry down the chimney tonight...there will be many fires to light before Christmas. I wouldn't want you to get your red suit all dirty either...and I can't wait until Christmas!
2007-11-23 05:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Shug 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is Father Christmas intellectually challenged?
Because our house has a front door, a back door and a lot of windows and he still comes down the chimney!
2007-11-23 04:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont have a chimney, so you will have to park in my parking space and knock on the window. I'll have a nice hot toddy waiting and carrots for the reindeer.
I'll give your suit a good brushing as well.
2007-11-23 05:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by Thia 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My chimney is closed up but I leave the magick Santa Key where you can find it. Of course if you still want to wear protection it's up to you ;) lolol
2007-11-23 05:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no chimney where i live..( apartment)
but ill kindly leave the front door unlocked.
dont mind the crazy lady that suddenly appears with a knife to your throat...thats just me.
im a very light sleeper and i wake up from the slightest noise.
oh and be sure to bring an xbox 360 and a Wii...
or i cant guarantee everyone else will get to see you...
muahahahahaha!
2007-11-23 05:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rushing out now to get the brushes! Is your suit just the usual cloth material or red leather?
2007-11-23 05:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by MADDY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont wear protection when you have the chiminey swept...and after you come...play some Halo 3
2007-11-23 04:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What chimney? Are you going to bring one along?
2007-11-23 04:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Theres no chimney on our house, you can use your "santa dust" and throw it on the windows and then walk through them
2007-11-23 04:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋