i have a very large garden with plenty of room.it has a average size lake and is away from the road so it would be quite safe there
2007-11-22 18:28:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
he would not eat me beacause he would be well fed and i would have hand reared him from a cub
2007-11-22 18:38:49 · update #1
they are not that dangerous and i would pay for anybody able to get a cub...my friend had a badger as a pet once and had no problems
2007-11-22 18:50:18 · update #2
Check your local zoo. You can adopt without all the ice and fish you would need.
2007-11-23 02:10:53 · answer #1 · answered by keywestbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh thats easy ive got two,mamby and pamby,but they only let you have them if you have a snow machine and an ice berg so get in touch now cos everybodys getting them,this place of yours with the large garden, are there men hanging about with nice white coats on? and you know its very naughty to mate with the polar bears dont you?have a real nice time in there and hope you get better soon,theres a good boy,i mean polar bear.keep on taking the nice medicine wont you byeeeeeeee see ya dont wanna be ya.
2007-11-23 02:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by fozz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your main problem is the artificial ice you're going to need, and whether the
art(c)tic that brings it is going to have sufficient room to get up your drive to deliver it. Don't forget also the machine gun emplacements to put off all those would-be animal welfare do-gooders who may wish to free him or her (warning, one large, hungry and rather upset polar bear, last seen wandering into frozen food aisle of waitrose).
I think it's a marvellous idea. Well done you.
2007-11-23 02:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by Matt 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
As it's not possible to adopt a Polar bear or any other endangered animals, try going onto the www.wwf.org.u.k.
2007-11-23 02:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kileygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why dont you do it the same way as the rest of us, and check out bristol zoo (or another zoo, but i know they do adoption schemes there) online. you can safely and legally 'adopt' one of their polar bears for a relatively small amount of cash :)
2007-11-23 02:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://www.polarbearclub.org/
I'm sure there's one or two of these guys who'd enjoy being "adopted". And you don't even need all that fancy fake ice, just a really cold swimming pool and a Speedo.
2007-11-23 03:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by YODEL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sure the polar bear would love it there! Just one small
thing, HE WOULD EAT YOU !
2007-11-23 02:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't tell you even if I did know. Dude, lemme make this clear: THEY ARE ENDANGERED SPECIES. You can't just keep one in your back yard. Besides, if it gets hungry, I wouldnt feel sorry for you...
2007-11-23 02:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait till I get my video camera,this should be good.
2007-11-23 02:40:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋