What happened to you today that was worth a chuckle?

Question

LOL @ Jack!! O that's TOO funny...

Answer 1

The dogs were hungry(we have two big German shepherd mixes) and the one grabbed my boxer shorts in its mouth and literally pulled me out of bed. I woke up to find myself being dragged across the mattress to the floor.

I got up and fed them.

Answer 2

Thursday, while putting the Thanksgiving leftovers in proper containers for the fridge, I had just suspected that my container to store the gravy was not large enough, but was hoping I could avoid getting another container. (Lazy!) As it began to reach the top I panicked.(Long day!) Instead of having a slight overflow on the counter, I grabbed both containers and made a dive for the kitchen sink, slinging gravy from both containers in every direction. I found gravy in the most out of the way little corners when doing the final cleanup, which took about a half hour, not counting the dried gravy I found later.

Answer 3

once you're a prude, then i'm too. I stay interior some miles of a gypsy village right here in S.Carolina. they have geared up fantastic properties and a huge church, Catholic, it is unquestionably attended each and every Saturday or for particular centers. those human beings actual have a spring ritual the place they're going to establish a point and function each and every of the extra youthful women parade approximately with finished makeup on and particularly attire that tutor off their figures although no longer countless epidermis. each and every of the only men, previous and youthful are their to eye which one they're going to need to marry while the ladies are old adequate that's, i'm instructed, 15 y.o. this could be a closed community although its no longer fenced or gated. it relatively is too large for that yet once you have been to force down certainly one of their streets you may quickly be observed by potential of a small fleet of sort new pickup vehicles that's particular to make any prudent individual somewhat worrying. it relatively is sparkling strangers are actually not welcome of their midst's. maximum of what's customary approximately those human beings comes from persons that have left their ranks or been kept away from because of the fact of marrying outsiders. i comprehend a minimum of one such individual or maybe nevertheless she's been banned, she is amazingly reluctant to debate the rituals that ensue regarding their youthful women. She fears for her risk-free practices. so which you do no longer might desire to circulate to foreign places countries to establish unusual issues, those human beings hint their roots to eire some 60 or 70 years in the past, perhaps longer. have you ever heard of the Irish visitors, they make nationwide information each and every now and lower back and it relatively is on no account reliable information?

Answer 4

Trying to get the turkey in the brine. I put the turkey in a plastic roasting bag, and put that in a roasting pan. Then I poured 8 quarts of brine in the bag. Apparently I need to brush up on my physics because after I tied the top of the bag, the bag just kinda sagged over the sides of the pan (not what I was planning on), the brine not over the top of the turkey at all.

So, I'm holding the bag up, screaming for my husband to help me, but he couldn't because he was busy saving the world (Halo 3 on X-Box Live). After he gets my 8 yr old to come and fight for him, he runs through the house trying to find a container of some sort big enough to hold the turkey and with sides tall enough to keep the whole turkey covered in brine.

Finally he settles on a cardboard box, which he has to trim the top of so it would fit in the fridge. Then we lift 12 pounds of turkey and 8 qts of liquid in a flimsy plastic bag from the pan to the box. The bag starts to leak, so my grandmother grabs another bag, which we put the first bag and its contents into. The box was not a tight enough fit to keep the turkey covered in brine, so we ended up stuffing jars of food from the fridge between bag and box.

LOL.. this had better be the BEST turkey I've ever had.

Answer 5

I know it might not be funny to everyone... but I work for Time Warner Road Runner High Speed Online. I had a 13 y/o girl call in while at her grandpa's house and get real frustrated with me that I couldn't bring her grandpa's account up. Finally grandpa came home and she put him on. THEY AREN'T EVEN ROAD RUNNER CUSTOMERS, LOL. That was a waist of time... but I was getting paid.

Answer 6

I spilled a 5 pound bag of sugar on the kitchen floor.
I scooped most up with my hands and saved it.
I only threw away a lttle of it at the end when it got to the point I had to sweep up.

The floor was clean. I 'm not wasting even $2.

Answer 7

I got lost while on work time. I had to call the manager for directions. What she didn't tell me was she is as directionally challenged as me. She had me turn around on the same road in 3 different places & go in the opposite direction because she can't read maps!

Answer 8

I was getting dressed and my silk shirt had a minor tear under the arm, I didn't have time to fix it, so I taped it.

But wait, there's more...

My friend came in and said you look nice and I told everybody my little remedy, and then I ended it by saying, "Yep, that's me (I licked my thumb and "combed" my eyebrows) I'm one classy broad.

They know me, I'm a clown, so they loved it.

Peace.

Oh, and I set the pumpkin pie on fire.

Answer 9

Life itself, my dear! You should be able to laugh at all point in time no matter what because it up to us to be happy and enjoy every moment God gives us.

Answer 10

this was my two son's first thankxgiving, and I told them that turkey would make them sleepy. they didn't believe me. after dinner, i went outside to water the lemon trees and they were both asleep in the lawn chairs and i squirted them awake. i guess now they believe me.