A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, & led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died & went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment & then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, & shouted, "Thou shall not take the covers off thy neighbor's wife."
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was ill, & asked, "Johnny what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife!"
This last one is out of the mouth of my co-workers 3-year old son Reese: "Our father, who does art in heaven, Howard is his name...."
2007-11-22 14:01:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Loved these...lol... thanks for sharing.
2007-11-22 14:17:42 · answer #1 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Great the age of innocence, and even better to be able to smile about religion. As it should be. Shame kids have to grow up...think little Johnny might be a prophet.
Thanks for the jokes.
2007-11-23 02:11:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a webpage from piczo and keep a dairy of all events that are worthy of it and put your family pics in it to and then 5/10 or 20 years down the line your kids will have memories of you and themselfs to laugh at. good luck and have a good weekend
2016-05-25 01:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by margurite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aren't kids just great? I loved these, and I loved that part of the Art Linkletter show. I never read his book, but I loved hearing the kids on his show.
The one I liked best was when he asked, "Did your mommy tell you not to say something here today?" And one child piped up and said, "She told me not to say anything about her condition."
2007-11-22 16:29:02 · answer #4 · answered by felines 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
From the mouths of babes! Thanx for the giggle, xx
2007-11-22 22:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT!!! TY!!! children are the wisest of us - innocence will always find the quickest way to prick pompousity and irrelevance - these are the new prophets! all hail Howard!!
=) thank you for those - truly heart-warming!
2007-11-22 15:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by mlsgeorge 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Out of the mouths of babes ..... or, kid's say the darndest things..... we gotta luv em ((chuckle))
2007-11-23 02:02:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kids, the worlds best comics. Got to love them!
2007-11-22 14:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Telf 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
You always choose the best and for that I thank you!
2007-11-23 02:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by slk29406 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes religion can be very funny
2007-11-22 19:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Those are so cute!Thanks for the laugh!
2007-11-22 22:43:41 · answer #11 · answered by pumpkin 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋