post your funniest quotes from any movie, winner gets 10 points.
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i'll start off with a little happy gilmore:
"grandma, why didn't you pay your taxes?"
"i would have....but i didn't have any money."
2007-11-22 12:28:06 · 4 answers · asked by j rock 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
from The Waterboy:
...after Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler) tackled a Lineman with intense ferocity..
Coach: Bobby! Can you do this for me every game?!
Bobby: Not only will I do it for you coach, I.....I.....Yes I will do it for you.
2007-11-22 13:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Casablanca"
It has many funny quotes. This is one of my favorites.
Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
2007-11-22 23:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Tin Can Sailor 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Harry: 'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'
Dumb and Dumber
2007-11-22 20:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by LckyNmbr9 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Once you go black......you'll be in a wheelchair"....
LaTroy in White Chicks!
2007-11-22 20:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by Cherise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋