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pass him a joint and say"want a hit"?

2007-11-22 10:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 6 · 15 1

No way. Not only would you be guilty of felony bribery. But, if an officer hasn't turned a ticket in yet then they can always just scratch out the court date and make it a warning. But once a ticket has been turned in the officer has no say in it. It's then up to the prosecutor and ultimately the judge of the court room it goes to. Most officers turn their tickets in every day at the end of shift. Depending on the agency if the officer has a take home patrol car where they don't actually report back to the station at the end of the shift they would still not go more than a day or 2 without being turned in.

2016-04-05 03:54:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I only went 100 over the speed limit.

2007-11-22 16:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by Max A 7 · 0 0

Apparently, YOU don't know WHO I am.
MY daddy is Judge "SoandSo"
and the Mayor IS my cousin
and THEY are just gonna tear up this ticket
or have it FIXED.
SOOOOOO,
You are just WASTING
my time and YOURS!

By the way, this really happened...
I wrote the words:
DO NOT FIX
(74 mph in a 35 mph residential zone)
across the top of the ticket along with a copy of her statement.

Guess what?
She had to pay that ticket.

2007-11-22 11:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 3 2

You know...technically...if you caught up to me, just to pull me over and write me a ticket., that means you were speeding too. Do I get to write you a ticket, now???

2007-11-22 11:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 8 0

I don't know what happened to my radar detector. It was working fine last night...

You want a beer? I think I got one left.

So, are we going to my place or yours?

But you were going just as fast as I was!

Shouldn't you be at the donut shop?

Just don't look in the trunk.

2007-11-24 06:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why are you not chancing some real criminals and not stopping me, who a professional car driver, I can drive more safe at speed than you.

2007-11-22 11:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mmichael0 3 · 0 0

Hi Angel,
The 2 best things is not to say you know someone very important or to start crying.

Anita
ayhh317viakit2pup@att.net

2007-11-23 07:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by ayhh317viakit2pup@att.net 1 · 0 0

You stopped me for speeding?I thought you got me for that hit and run.

2007-11-22 10:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by redd headd 7 · 3 0

Can you spell check?
How's your wife and my kids?
Who's payroll are you on tonight?
I didn't know cops could write let alone read.
That gun you have is a piece of crap, let me show you mine.

2007-11-22 11:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 6 0

Dang! Your eyes are all glazed over, how many donuts did you eat today?

2007-11-22 14:06:53 · answer #11 · answered by beanhead1972((14HIM)) 6 · 0 0

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